97 The Mad God Incident - IV

Gabriel wondered about the voice and turned around to see who it was before she turned red and looked away with smoke rising from her ears, "Wha?Wha?Wha?" she was extremely confused and embarrassed. She screamed at him, "What are you wearing?!" Asahi looked down in curiosity, "As you can see I'm wearing nothing but my boxers!" he said jokingly, "Now don't misunderstand I'm no exhibitionist." he said looking to the side trying to hold back his laughter. "Yeah says the guy who's wearing boxers, please in the name of God wear something!!" she shouted at him. Asahi shrugged, she had a point and snapped his fingers changing into jeans and a t shirt. "Ok I'll admit that was a bad joke." and clicked his tongue, "Tch.....Method 1 failed." he muttered. "Hey what did you just say?" she asked him, she felt that whatever it was, it was very wrong.

"Nothing~" Asahi said giving her a smile, he wanted to see a fallen Gabriel god damn it! Yes he could just break her mind but where's the fun in that, it ruins the fun of tainting purity. While Gabriel was sweating buckets because she had just recognized who it was that was standing in front of her. Asahi grabbed a Devil headed his was and shoved her sword down her throat killing her and threw it. "Umm..Am I going to get raped?" Gabriel asked him fearfully. Seeing her trembling like a puppy Asahi chuckled but his face was filled with disgust, "Seriously even innocence in this world is horny? Also where did you learn that word Young Lady?" he asked her cracking his knuckles and punching a fallen Angel in the face, blowing it into pieces.

She guiltily looked around, "Eto...I heard some of the humans talking about it." in truth it was some exorcists in the Church. Asahi smiled and nodded, "Let me teach you then." he said causing her to tremble as his hand neared, but to her surprise nothing happened and h e just flicked her forehead causing her to rub it in pain, "Evil has standards you know?" he said rubbing his chin wondering if some idiot labeled him a rapist from that previous line. (A/N: Did he just?)

He launched a blast of magic electrocuting thousands, "Rapists are just scum." he said, and he fully believed those words well not like it was expected for someone to understand his train of thought, someone who is fine with murdering children but detests rape, where do you find a person like that? She looked at him in confusion, her long golden hair falling to the side. "And your next line will be! You're not that bad of a person!" she nodded in conviction and said, "You're not that- wait how?!" this was surprising could he see the future?! well he could but that's not the point! Asahi smiled, oh innocence how gullible say a few good words and they change their opinion quickly.

Gabriel just then realized that he was the one responsible for the Church Massacre an year back and punched him in the stomach, if it would make the dead a bit more content. Asahi coughed out spit seemingly damaged surprising her that she managed to actually hurt him because he had shown much greater prowess that is until he started laughing, "HAHAHAHAHA! It's so much fun when people think that works." he said wiping a fake tear from his eye. His eyes turned sharp and he grabbed her by the throat lifting her up as she struggled in his gasp, hair like tendrils started forming out of his arm hovering right in front of her eyes, mouth and ears making the poor angel shiver in fear making Asahi chuckle as he let her go, that expression was very good! Innocence was different after all! "I was joking~" he said waving her good bye as she greedily breathed in air, she was that close to death and she was supposed to be the strongest woman in Heaven!

And so the battle waged on and on Devil House Leaders, Heaven's Archangels and Grigori's Top Executives started dropping one after the other, strangely most of the Cataclysm Order's leaders were still alive as if some unnatural force was protecting them, that force was Asahi if one of them died he wouldn't be able to fuck around in canon, that however made them cocky with their prowess since no one could come close to defeating them. Asahi would only chuckle when seeing them boast about it.

Days passed with neither side letting down however the effects of the war had become apparent the Christian Pantheon had begun having casualties that couldn't be ignored and their numbers were decreasing for some reason God couldn't make any new Angels but a good thing was that the Boosted Gear and Divine Dividing made their appearance though didn't affect the course of the battle much since mastering their powers isn't easy.

Asahi sat on a table looking at Saeko, Keiko and Liliana doing their own stuff and suddenly got an idea, "How about you guys go to Fate?" Saeko and Liliana tilted their heads in confusion, what was fate? Keiko however paled, "Nii-san no." she had seen that before, or to be more precise she had seen the three Heaven's Feel Movies alongside him and that was all the knowledge she need, Asahi nodded with a close eyed smile, "Nii-san yes." She put down the scythe and smacked the back of his head, "What are you thinking Nii-san? Do you want to traumatize us?" Asahi looked away with pout, "But I wanna go there! And I can't without a proper vessel, the goddamn universe completely denies my entry." that verse was too fucked up but that was exactly why he wanted to go there.

She confusedly asked him, "Vessel?" as the other two started paying attention to him as well, "Well I think you understand already I'm a God right?" receiving nods of affirmation, they had seen it and heard it from him many times. "Well to be specific Fate denies the entry of Gods of my kind." he said, that was just how that universe worked and he couldn't do anything about it without entering at least once. Afterwards started an explanation of how he couldn't send Milim, the Primordials or Kumara because they'd have the Counter Force on their asses because of their 'unique' natures which didn't know the meaning of restraint, Alaya would find them in the first few minutes.

After almost half an hour of explaining why he couldn't force his way through either. Saeko questioned him, "How would we go about it?" because even if he looked and acted like a retard he was actually intelligent and didn't move without a plan. He picked up a pen from the table and threw it across the place blowing a hole in the wall, "None~" he said smiling, it would be more interesting to see what they come up with. Liliana kneeled with a hand on her chest, "I will perform as you desire, b-but don't misunderstand it is not simply because of my duty." He smiled and patted her head, while wondering what type this was this was literally the opposite of a tsundere, she also smiled brightly in response.

Asahi looked at Saeko observing her up and down, "I was going to say you'd have a shit load of morally corrupt people to kill but that doesn't matter anymore does it~?" he asked her with an unsettling smile. She gave him a wide smile, "It's good you understand." he had removed the restraints on her morality it didn't matter if someone was innocent or not anymore. Asahi and the other two looked at the pouting Keiko, as he slowly started chanting, "Give in! Give in! Give in! ...."

She sighed, "Ah Mou~ Fine! I'll go but I'll be saving Sakura chan and you're not stopping me." He chuckled that would surely alert them of their presence but by that time he'd be there, "Great! do what ever you want, just get me a proper vessel preferably a homunculus." that would allow him to modify it to his desire once more regaining his original self he waved his hand opening a rift to Fuyuki, 1993. In other words the year Sakura was adopted, he'd torture the Zouken bastard to death himself but they could at least save Sakura then, maybe he'd kill her himself afterwards who knows. After saying their goodbyes each of them left their objectives set, obtain a body for Asahi so that he may come there because the Universe denied the fully powered entry of the Great Old Ones, though the timeline he found was one where time was considerably slower in relation to others meaning what would be a small time for them would be longer for him.

Asahi stood up and rubbed his hands together, it was now time to end a war and move on, oh did someone expect him to hang back and wait? Hell no why waste time? He stood up and dropped a bucket of golden paint on his head making his hair a sparkling golden and walked off with a shit eating grin, it was time to break out the greatest weapon in his arsenal. Carrera who was eating pizza stared at him, the slice in her hand fell down as he stared at her after which she started laughing and rolling around on the ground because of how retarded he looked. He was now wearing trunks and had golden paint on his head.

Testarossa looked away from the book she was reading, "Ara! Dear are you having a competition of idiocy?" she asked curiously pointing at the screen where the other male Gods were wearing similar outfits to him and had a bonfire going on while drinking and throwing around magics, a scene on the beach except it was on a damn battlefield! Asahi just smiled and teleported away leaving her to stare at the screen amused.

The battle was waging but the Cataclysm Order leaders were having a party! They were drinking and messing around frustrating the Christian Pantheon's men however if they tried to act on it they would get one shotted and killed. Asahi ran forward, "Hey Guys! Look at this!" causing them to raise their mugs and look at him. He ran a hand through his hair, "Rejoice Mongrels!" his voice boomed getting the attention of everyone as countless golden portals appeared behind him.

He swung his hand and shouted, "Gate Of Fish!" as millions of tuna and salmon rained down on the fighting armies, they would explode killing thousands. Salmon, Tuna, Eel you name it he has it! The man who has gathered all the fish in the world! A rain of fish that killed and killed while he laughed his ass off with the other gods looking at it.

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Madness ain't it?