I'm A God
A MONTH LATER,
As constant battles took place, people died needlessly, died in pain, lands were decimated, starvation and the many effects of a war spread. Asahi sipped tea from a cup, he was sitting on a table in apartment building overlooking a busy city. Across from him sat, or rather across the room sat Ultima as she curiously looked at the people going about their days, something Asahi found weird considering the Hundred Years War was ongoing simultaneously alongside Asahi's little playground. One of his tentacles grabbed some biscuits and placed them in his mouth. Ultima asked with her head cutely tilted, "Ne~ Why are we here~?" Asahi looked at her, "To do what I usually do?" She innocently asked, "Fuck around~?"
Asahi's eyes widened a bit, "Watch your language young lady." She glanced at him before returning to what she was doing, "You just ignored me.....Whhyyy?" Ultima giggled at his antics, everyone would have to admit even if he was annoying he was also quite a likable person, if you ignore his tendencies. Asahi got up from his chair and joined her, as for where they were? well, someone banged on their door, Asahi nodded at Ultima who disappeared and placed the cup on the table.....slowly. The door was kicked in, "Welcome gentlemen!" Several people marched in Church attires barged in and pointed their light weapons at him. "What in the name of God?!" one of them shouted seeing the mutilated corpses sprawled on the ground.
Several cadre-class angels hovered around the place, watching for any movements. "You fiend!" one of the robed men shouted at Asahi who just smiled, "This is one of my more finer works you know~" Every single person looked at him in disgust. One of them came closer to him, "In the name of the Supreme Sacred Congregation of the Roman and Universal Inquisition, I order you to surrender!" Asahi turned to him with his hands behind his back, "Oya?" A trail of cold sweat ran down everyone's backs, all of them on edge ready for a fight to break out any moment, "Fine, I surrender, also you could have just said Italian Inquisition, that just sounded stupid. Now then, take me away!" All of them comically fell over.
After all, who expects a Faction Leader even temporary to surrender just like that. Asahi smiled, his thoughts were of a much more devious nature. Meanwhile, some of the smart ones sighed in relief sending them for capture was just plain stupid or not if you consider this world's power scale, several Cadre-class assured their victory, it was just one person after all. One of the men went behind him and tied his hands in the back before two more came and gripped either side of him.
They pushed him out of the building while he just chuckled, these guys were fucking idiots! he looked around at the buildings around him, truly Rome was beautiful! to be more precise he was sitting somewhere in the Vatican City, so he was literally sitting sipping tea in the place where the Church was at it's strongest. In those days such processions were not uncommon but managed to gather the attention of the people, who without a doubt believed him guilty and scowled at him as he walked between the men with his hands tied in front.
His eyes twinkled, "How considerate of you guys~, you left my hands in front so I could at least jerk myself off!" he earned many strange looks as he laughed at his own joke. One of the men came near him and was about to punch him to silence him but his hand was slashed no torn apart by an invisible force, "I don't mind getting hit but that's just too far don't you think~?" the man looked at his hand in disbelief, "AHHHHHHH!!" he gripped the stump and fell over screaming as blood sprayed out like a fountain. Everyone stared at him in disbelief before the civilians ran away screaming, simply that action had caused panic.
The Cadre-Class angels hovering some distance above immediately landed, their wings coming out as dozens Light Spears manifested, all of them pointed at Asahi. "How cute~" with that Asahi shut up, and just creepily smiled while being led to the main Church, this time everyone was again on edge as he clearly possessed means of hurting them without moving his hands if it wasn't obvious enough already.
IN THE COMMAND ROOM,
Thor chugged down a tankard of beer looking at the ongoing skirmish with Susanoo by his side doing the same. Across the room lay several broken chairs, and a bloody Ares. Thor and Ares had gotten into a brawl the result was this. A Shinto priest burnt a Devil to ashes, and got killed by an Angel. Poseidon laughed out loud, "Hahaha, that was stupid as fuck!" Aphrodite sighed, "Haven't seen Asahi in a while, I'm missing my eye candy~" Artemis sighed at her, "This is exactly why he hates you." It was no secret that the two Goddesses had an ongoing rivalry. (A/N: Google it if you wanna know, this is quite inconsequential, or ask me here I'll tell you)
Zeus solemnly asked, "Where is Asahi?" Loki raised his hand, "Oh! Oh! he said he was going to go have some fun!" All of the Gods sighed this was the problem with Asahi, he would go out on eventual 'excursions' sometimes on battlefields, hell one time he was roaming around Lucifaad but luckily wasn't noticed. Amaterasu narrowed her eyes at the screen showing the Vatican, She facepalmed and pointed her hand at it. All of them closely looked at it to see Asahi caught and walking with Cadre-class Angels pointing their weapons at him. Tsukuyomi hurriedly said, "H-He may be i-in trouble t-this time."
Ophis glanced at her, "Like he said.....you are all idiots." Hermes came near her, "He said that?!" she nodded at him while staring intently at the screen. A cute voice rang out behind them, "Oh Ultima remembers that~" Odin laughed, "Well it's fine since the statement goes both ways! HAHAHA!" Hermes looked at him, "Ha, you do have some life in ya geezer!" Ultima stopped talking to them sat in Asahi's seat before closely looking at the screen, her purple hair falling forward. Amaterasu silently looked on tightly gripping her katana, if he needed help they would rush there immediately. Shiva who was resting his head on the table, because of seeing repetitive death he was quite bored often finding himself itching to join or cursing the factions for not just sending in their powerhouses.
Indra chuckled, "I for one find the boys actions quite likable and good!" his Aloha shirt swiveling to the sides as he grinned, while releasing some of his aura, he was agitated by this particular move of Asahi's, why the fuck didn't he take him along?! It'd be better than listening to these relics talk! Susanoo felt quite annoyed all of a sudden so he started chugging down even more beer. Loki had gone off earlier, he was trying to get Jormungandr to place Fenrir in his mouth, so they could drop Fenrir from high up, or as he liked to call it "Fenrir Bomb" the enemies.
IN HEAVEN,
Michael who was in his office coming up with and managing various strategies for the ongoing war sighed as he looked at the list of Sacred Gear Users. On one hand they wanted to deploy them in mass because of their prowess but on the other they couldn't risk losing them and only stuck to deploying the more common gears, after all training new ones was not an easy task. A strand of hair fell in his face moving it to the side he turned to continue and looked at Remiel, his dear sister had lost an arm which was replaced but his frustration at such a thing happening remained.
Remiel closely observed the movements of the Cataclysm Order, after her encounter with Asahi she was sure they were going to be a huge problem and over the past month they had proved that, raiding the battlefields destroying all sides, of course they suffered their losses as well but it was becoming a pain and quite demoralizing on the human soldiers to be on the constant look out for them.
The door was opened and a beautiful woman with long golden hair barged in her boobs jiggling because of their size, she lost her balance and fell into the papers, "kyaa!" papers flew across the room as she sat up quickly. Remiel chuckled, "As always sister Gabriel you are a klutz." Gabriel pouted at her, "Mou~, stop calling me a klutz!" Michael chuckled as Gabriel threw her little tantrum it was always entertaining, "That's right! We've apprehended Asahina? Areeee?" All she got was confused looks, She then remembered the right name, "Asahi! that's right Asahi!"
Remiel paled a bit remembering how powerless she was in front of him, powerless in the literal sense that he took away her power. Michael's eyes widened and he shook her, "Are you sure!?" Gabriel quickly nodded her head, Michael quickly summoned the others as he understood the gravity of the situation and they teleported there, however what they saw shocked them to the core, the church was filled with mangled and mutilated corpses with the Pope crucified his entrails hanging out of his body, what with most of it missing. Gabriel fell over vomitting this was too much for someone like her. Most of the Archangels paled at the sight as they were made aware of what Asahi was capable of.
Across the wall a message was written in blood, what it read confused them all as it made no sense lining it were angels feathers with several cut off wings lying here there as well telling them what happened to the Cadre-Class Angels posted here, it said, "THIS WAS FOR LITTLE TIMMY!"
Several minutes earlier,
Asahi finished and satisfied with his work was using an arm to write the message across the wall, if only they let him do what he want or met his demands. Then he chuckled he was supposed to be a captive why would they give in to 'his' demands it was supposed to be the other way around. But in his defense all he asked for was to meet Little Timmy but they denied his existence, like he would buy that.
He threw the arm and walked out of the church, opening the door he was about to walk out but his foot was grabbed, he curiously looked down on the ground to see a half-dead priest clinging to him as if he refused to let him go. Asahi whistled, the man didn't have a leg and was also was missing an arm yet was by some miracle still holding on. "Y-You villain! God will have you pay!" Asahi looked at him, "You call me a villain, I'm not a villain at all~" He bashed his head in with the same foot and grinned, "I'm a God."
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