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Advent of Chaos

A psycho gets reincarnated but there's more to his existence than one would think on a typical glance. - A technically troll fic that I got shoved onto me over halfway through. Practically a dumpster fire the first 6 chapters and somewhat readable the first 30 chapters. Those chapters also have highly unrealistic romance You have been warned.

Pure_R18_Terror · Anime & Comics
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106 Chs

Greek Pantheon

"Yes I do think that blowing stuff up is a good idea!" Asahi shouted animatedly at the little thing in front of him. "Kaw? Kaw?" it tilted it's head to the side in confusion. Ultima walked over to him, "Asahi are you.....arguing the beauty of explosions...with a crow~?" Asahi glared at her before turning back to the crow in question, "This thing's a devil! It says that shitting in food is much better!" Ultima sighed, "And now he can talk to crows~". The crow cackled and circled overhead before shitting on him and flying off cackling.

Asahi just stood there and looked between his shirt and the crow, Ultima pulled out a lance of fire and threw it straight at the crow causing a giant explosion bringing attention to them from the two forces in the distance. Asahi quickly changed his shirt and grabbed Ultima before jumping through a portal. Coming out of the portal, they stood in front of a tall mountain that rose well above the clouds, this was Mount Olympus and on it's top lay the home of the Greek Gods.

Asahi turned to Ultima, "So you wanna fly to the the top? or teleport again?" She place a finger on her chin, "Hmmmm~...teleport~?" Asahi nodded and grabbed her shoulder before appearing in front of a lavish white castle type building with various golden designs, shouts could be heard coming from the top, Asahi smiled, "It appears the Gods are having a council meeting." Ultima poked his cheek, "Then~ Are the Gods all Loudmouths~?"

"Mostly I think," he said opening another rift ignoring the guard that was making his way towards them, who immediately notified the other that they had intruders.

WITH THE GODS

A man in armor slammed his fist down, "I think we should take this chance to attack!" he was Ares the Greek God of War. It was his domain not only would participating make him stronger it would also help their pantheon, though his mind was mostly set on fighting. A beautiful woman with dark hair voiced out calmly, "And what would you have us do Brother?" she was Athena the Greek Goddess of Wisdom and Warfare.

"We paint the walls with their blood!" he shouted at her, She shouted back, "But then we run the risk of all three of them turning against us!" Hestia the Goddess of the Hearth tried to calm them down and said in a soft voice, "I don't think we should fight with anyone and not among ourselves." Hades who was sitting alongside his two brothers cackled, his bones producing noises, "kakaka....I agree with Ares." he already hated all other races so this would be to his advantage,

Poseidon laughed out loud and threw his drink away, "Let them talk it doesn't matter!" Zeus who was sitting in the middle was busy watching women with his powers, said in a teasing voice, "Let's not get so heated~" his head was smacked by Hera, "You should stop ogling women." Hephaestus said in a low voice, "It doesn't really matter to me as long as I'm not disturbed you can do what you will, I will forge either way." he got up and walked out of the room, the only thing he cared about is forging so all else could go to hell, except maybe his children. Aphrodite said in her natural voice which was extremely seductive causing Ares to quickly turn towards her, "I don't particularly have any opinion about this as well, I shall go with your decision." she sighed and rested her head on her hand, she was bored and wanted to find someone to keep her company.

Hermes shared his opinion as he tried to move but one glare from Hera stopped him in his tracks, "I don't want to fight, so I'm against it just let me chill~" he said eating some chips, which only he know how he got in that era, maybe one of his own creations? Apollon/Apollo voiced his own opinion, someone as gentle and kind as him rejected the idea of war which would result in a huge amount of casualties on all sides, "I completely deny it and I'm not budging."

Artemis raised her voice as she put her bow down, "I agree with war, the devils and fallen angels are rapists and corrupt beings killing them off would be better." As such the Gods of Olympus came to an impasse with some of them remaining neutrals, some wanting war and the others denying it. They began shouting and arguing with one another as was their nature. Thunder roared and all of them shut up immediately, "I think you forget that 'I' am King here and 'I' decide what Olympus does." he pondered for a bit before speaking again but he was cut off. "I think you should go to war! It's just great~!" someone spoke causing all of them to look towards the speaker. It was of course Asahi and Ultima alongside him. He gave a slight bow, "Greetings! Gods of The Greek Pantheon!"

The three main gods looked at him in interest, Artemis aimed her bow at him, "An Intruder? Who let you in?!" Asahi pointed at himself, "I did!" she fired off several arrows at him which were burnt to ashes as soon as they came near him, mind you these were not regular arrows but the arrows used by the Goddess of The Hunt Artemis herself so all of them were quite surprised.

"What a good-looking man, why don't you have some fun with me?" Aphrodite asked him, he smiled and gave her the middle finger, "Fuck off slut." Several veins popped out on her head as all of the Gods went silent. She released her charm at it's fullest as well as her divine aura trying to pressure him, "Awww you're trying to pressure me, that's cute. Here you go: Fuck off slut!" he said once more giving her the middle finger with the same smile.

Zeus, and Poseidon burst out laughing and banging on the table, Hades turned to the side and started cackling. Artemis and Athena both covered their mouths with their hands and chuckled, Ares glared at him for insulting her while Hestia was trying to reprimand him while trying to hold her laughter. Zeus wiped his eye, "So why are you here?"

"You guys were having a war council right?" Zeus nodded, most of them understood by now that Asahi wasn't a simple person and held quite a bit of power if the facts that he was completely unaffected by Aphrodite's charm and shook of her divine aura like nothing were anything to go by. "I think you should do it."

Athena calmly stated, "An outsider has no business interfering in our decisions." Asahi looked at them and nodded comically, "Of course of course but some times an outsider's perspective helps." She nodded her head of course she understood that, Ares looked at him ,"I don't like you but since you're trying to prove my point I'll hear you out." Nodding at him Asahi continued, "As I see it, Christianity is expanding it's influence at an alarming rate, almost towering all other religions." All of them nodded, they were aware of the workings of the world after all it directly affected their powers.

"Gods have power based on Faith, losing it would mean getting weakened meaning you probably wouldn't want that, if that happened you wouldn't be able to defend yourselves or your people." Apollo raised a brow at this to him the people were very important if this was true, then he would be more inclined towards entering the war. Asahi continued, "Give it a few centuries at it's current rate, all of you would be reduced to mere legends." Poseidon slammed his fist down , "Know your place." he was not willing to listen to such words from an outsider but Zeus held his hand up stopping him, he was enjoying this. Athena nodded this was within her calculations, that was a foreseeable outcome for her however that was a much better alternative to their literal destruction.

All of them now mostly listened on in curiosity and interest while Ares had a silly smile on his face, he didn't understand or care about this big brain stuff, all he had on his mind was sex and war so as long as Asahi could convince them he was good with it, he may even invite him to a drink in the future. Athena was surprised at the newcomer's detail since she couldn't refute or deny his words just listen on. Asahi went on and on for hours eventually being interjected and then having to explain that as well. He sat down on a chair that materialized out of nowhere and Ultima handed him a glass of wine (A/N: I'm pretty sure, the Primordials can materialize stuff as long as it's not too complicated)"Good Job~" she said once more retreating to his side with a smile.

The Greek Gods were discussing among themselves after his explanations it was somewhat obvious that participating would be advantageous, Zeus had yet to make any statement, he said in a commanding voice, "There would be too much human death in the crossfire." Asahi waved his hand, "Trust me they'll survive. I speak from experience, they're like fucking cockroaches with the reproduction capabilities of rabbits." Hades looked at him and thought that he could get along with this guy. It was obvious from his manner of speaking that Asahi was quite fond of humans.

As for the truth, well Asahi loved humans after all they were the cruelest and kindest of all creatures, besides their struggling, screams, suffering was something he lived for and the moment he liked the most was when they betrayed one another, the expressions of the betrayed were the best!

Athena once more raised her voice, "But if we attack we still run the risk of them combining to retaliate!" Hestia was purely against the war after all there was no point in it just meaningless death and destruction, Asahi looked at her and sighed, "You know for all your wisdom, do you think Lucifer would even consider that he needs help to get rid of you, though I can see Azazel coming to terms with God for a united front."

She pondered for a bit and nodded, "I can see that though we would be at a disadvantage even then." Zeus tapped the table bringing attention to himself, "I'm leaning towards war, but I have a condition." Asahi waved his hand getting up, "I'll convince Egypt and India heck maybe even Asgard to a united front." Zeus nodded with a smile, "If you can do so then Olympus will fight! But I must ask who or what are you? and how does this help you since this only helps us Gods lay our foundations and strengthen them, this won't help you at all." Asahi scratched the back of his head and honestly replied with a maniacal smile, "It seems interesting~"

Athena fell over, so much calculation for something that just seems interesting? Hades cackled and Asahi looked at him weirdly it was sort of weird for him looking at someone he had already killed once, as for their powers he didn't want physical contact so he could wait for the war and let them showcase them for him.

Walking out the guards tried to stop him but were stopped by Poseidon who came near him and said, "I don't trust you but I'll go with what my brother decided" narrowing his eyes. Asahi waved his hand and disappeared alongside Ultima. Appearing in some random Greek village, Ultima tilted her head and asked, "Why~?" Asahi rubbed his hands together, "Doesn't this seem more interesting~?" She gave a sick smile as both of them started laughing creepily earning them many weird looks.

The Council of the Greek Gods concluded and while none of them trusted Asahi if he could keep his end of the deal they would be glad to join the war.

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