32 Eldritch God Of Infinity And Insanity
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[New Authority... Authority Over Infinity And Insanity requested..... failed....Sacrificing 3 million souls as compensation....succeeded..... New Authority, {Authority Over Infinity And Insanity} has been created and granted to Individual Kasuke Asahi]
As soon as the words of Raphael stopped ringing in his head all the clouds dissipated revealing a bright Sun behind it, when the smoke coming out of the crater cleared it revealed an 18-year-old teenager, with characteristics similar to the older Asahi, the only difference being he had streaks of purple hair similar to an eternal abyss running down at several places in his white hair.
He gripped his fist and released it, looking down he noticed there were several changes in his body."What happened? I feel ..... different?" thinking that he brought a mirror out of his dimensional pocket and he looked at himself, "I look.. younger?" then he focused on his eyes which had turned purple instead of the usual gold, and had serpent-like pupils, "Well the eyes certainly look cool"
'Raphael want to explain?'
[The hair and the eyes are side effects of your new authority.]
'And why do I look younger?'
[It is the effect of {Youth} from the {Authority Over Victory}, you should thank me you aren't a shota]
'I will never forget the debt I owe you for the rest of my existence, I don't want to roam the multiverse as a fucking shota, I can't thank you enough! Thank you very much!'
[Alright that's enough]
'So what's the authority?'
[Authority Over Infinity And Insanity, before you ask here's the explanation:
Infinity: You are infinite. Well it serves as a limit breaker, infinite potential FTW. Can not be bestowed upon others as spport but can be used upon others in as offense. If you by some chance die then you also have infinite lives so it's got you covered there, as such you can never be vanquished or truly killed
Insanity: If it exists you can make it go insane, though type of insanity depends, for example you can now go around creating yanderes, the crazy types, not the waifu ones, the dark hentai-level yanderes]
'Well that certainly does not scream broken, and Insanity sounds fucking horrifying'
[sigh]
'fuck off!' Looking around he noticed Carrera looking at him with lustful eyes, "Carrera-san why are you looking at me like that?" Carrera replied while blushing
"W-well I woke up a few moments after your battle started and after seeing you fight I'm sorta excited"
"I see well let's go do something about that" Just when they were about to leave, Godou shouted at him, "You killed so many people! and you think you're just going to leave like that-" but his mouth was covered by Erica who looked at Asahi in fear.
"Alright you little beta shit! What's the big idea? You interrupted a fight between two gods with your stone tablet and now you're fucking demanding something from me?! ON top of that, I was about to go have fun with my woman but you stopped me for the sake of bugs, you know I almost forgot about you but YOU just gave me an idea, Carrera wait a little bit I'll test out my new powers a little!"
"Fine" Asahi pointed a finger at Godou and said, "[Insanity: Self-Harm]" as soon as he finished Godou began screaming and biting at himself, all the while scratching his skin off with his nails while Erica looked at the scene in pure horror, 'I think she's going to get trauma' he once again pointed at him and said,
"Now then, [Infinity:Aging]" this time Godou rapidly began aging, first he turned old, then he turned into bones and then dust. 'Pretty good powers if I do say so myself' Asahi thought as he nodded in satisfaction, then he turned towards Erica and said, "Little witch! tell your superiors to hand over the Gorgoneion or I will do what has been done to this Island to all of Italy, and like you may have noticed I do not care about the people, but I have to thank this land for the bounty it gave me, as such" he swung his hand and a forest spanning the entire island grew up, this was done through [Authority Over Earth And Storms], Erica could only look on in awe and nod her head.
When he confirmed her answer he grabbed Carrera and opened a rift to some other country where it was night, booked a hotel room and that night Asahi ravaged her after the initial troubles with it being both their first times
(A/N: To everyone who wanted a lemon I apologize, I can't write them no matter how hard I try, *proceeds to bow head as an apology* really sorry)(Edit as of latest chapter: We got them now Bois, I fuckin' wrote lemons, first one is on chp 70)
In the morning Asahi went out to buy some food since Carrera was still asleep from last night's activities, on the way he was approached by many ladies but outright rejected them and kept on walking, he bought some burgers and drinks since they didn't really need to eat and so they could eat whatever they want, on the way back he asked Raphael,
'Hey Raphael can I have children?'
[No]
'Why?'
[Because the author doesn't want you to]
'WHAT?'
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[Since you're an Eldritch, If you want to go fuck another Eldritch be my guest, also not the ones from Crawling with Love they're just aliens calling themselves that, the actual horrifying Gods of Insanity are the ones you'll have to fuck]
'No Thank you, I don't want kids anyway, those annoying little shits from the orphanage of my own? no thanks'
[It's your decision]
By the time the discussion with Raphael was over he was back at the hotel already, he went to his room and shaked her awake, remembering the events of last night her face flushed but Asahi just gave her her food and began eating his, after a while she began to eat as well, "Guess your first time's mine huh, I can brag to Testarossa about this now!" Carrera said to him.
"Don't do that I'll have to deal with the aftermath"
"I'm gonna do it anyway, so what's next?"
"Well Italy hands over the Gorgoneion or we lay waste to it that's all"
"Good plan!"
IN THE DANMACHI WORLD
Testarossa, Keiko and Saeko were eating food while Hestia was bugging them about this big brother of Keiko's, Bell sat at a side eating his own food when all of a sudden Testarossa broke her side of the table, Hestia asked, "What happened?"
"Nothing, I feel like I lost to someone all of a sudden, Ahhh I miss Asahi"
"Me too"x2
"Again, who is this Asahi?!" Hestia asked her, Bell was also curious and added, "I'd like to know too Testarossa-san"
"He'll be here in a few weeks"
"You always say that!"
