A Proper First Chapter?

Yeah I know, on your screen it reads as Chapter Two. But as Author, I declare THIS to be chapter one, no matter what anyone else say. HERE I AM KING! AND NONE SHALL TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

-Oh? Is that so Yu?-

I'm sorry, I forgot my place in existence Big Sister Editor-sama

(Nice to see you remember how this relationship work. -Editor)

Umm...Please enjoy my chapter and please give praises to Editor-Sama.

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"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"ROAR!"

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"Roar? ROAR?!"

"AHAHAHAHA!!!! COME BACK HERE YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD! I YOUR, FATHER WILL SHOW YOU THE MK SECOND STYLE OF TEN THOUSAND YEAR OF PAIN WITH THIS BIG OLD STICK HERE OR MY NAME ISN'T LIN FAN!"

"ROAR ROAR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!"

"THAT'S RIGHT RUN! AND DON'T COME BACK!"

"...."

"The supreme overlord of darkness and evil is behind me isn't me?"

"ROAR!"

"Ah Crap Baskets."

Lin Fan's Death Count - 2

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"*Sigh*, that was my second death since coming to this world." Lin Fan stood up from the ground and brushed himself off. Looking at the indention in the side of the cliff made by his body, Lin Fan breathed a sigh of relief once more.

"Good thing that monster didn't eat me, otherwise, Author dude would have change the rating of this novel to parental guidance suggested."

Stretching Lin Fan started walking towards a nearby cave.

This might be a good place to take a break for a few moments, Lin Fan thought.

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"You know, in hindsight, it might have not been such a good idea to ask for getting transported to another world. I could have asked for something simple instead like being the god of the New World, King of the Pirates, or a radioactive space wizard ghost. Heck maybe a 10 year old marital mage teacher who has his students as a harem while his students are older than him. Maybe I could of asked to be the God of the Gaming World who got threaten to make girls fall in love with him or his head will roll which ending I did not agree with. Or maybe asked for.......something besides going to another world. Something that wouldn't have me hanging here by my legs upside down in a dark dank moist cave about to eaten by a girl. And not the nice kind of eating either. Beside who cooks humans by boiling them now a days? I mean, there is so many kinds of cooking methods. For example have you heard of the Begger's Chicken Cooking method? I haven't either. Holy me, at least have a deep fryer to make me hard and crispy. (Are you done with the reproduction jokes?) Yeah. By the way why "reproduction" and not just ***? Oh, that's why. (Yes, also, I'm still young and innocent.)

.....Anyways, it's kinda weird that I'm thinking about this since I'm about to die and get eated. (You mean eaten?) Eated. (This is for the water hungry thing isn't it?) Yes. Now author dude, since you are all powerful and knowing, save me, or I will complain to certain people that your are making my workplace a hostile environment.(Are you serious right now? Really? REALLY?)Yes, now get me out of here.(...one of the Amazons shouted in surprise upon seeing you and threw a spear through your chest.) Huh, they're Amazons? I didn't know they eat hu-augh-----

Lin Fan's Death Count 3

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You know it's a good thing I asked for immortality too. Although, I didn't expect the type of immortality that makes me respawn in a location that close to where I die. Huh, now why did I say that? It's like the author needs a way to explain why I'm not dying even though I keep dying....Author. (Ehem, don't you think it's a good idea to get down this mountain now?) Oh yes, to continue the story line and plot. Speaking of Plot, is there plot? (Yes.) Backstory? (Yes...) Will I get some? (Haha no.) HOSTILE WORKPLACE!!! (NO YOU CAN'T USE THAT BECAUSE IT'S STATED HERE IN OUR CONTRACT THAT I CAN KILL YOU AS MANY TIMES AS I WANT!!!!) You...WELL I QUIT THEN! (OH BUT YOU CAN'T!) YOU WANT TO FIGHT AUTHOR?! YOU WANNA GO? HUH?!( BRING IT ON B****!)

-Oh? What is it that you two are doing?-

(Nothing Editor-sama, everything is going okay, the story is great!)

-Hmm, that's good because the story is behind and late. Make sure everything is good okay? Or I'll get a little bit angry. And you won't like me when I get angry.-

(Yes, all will be done soon.)

-Good girl bye now.-

...Girl? I thought you were a guy?

(*snif* hick....Aaaaaahahaaaaaa)

Are you crying? Why are you crying?....Oh....I'm sorry for your lost....I'm going down the mountain now okay? Don't cry, everything will be okay. It'll....get better.....On the bright side, you can become a bride?

(I CAN'T BE A BRIDE EITHER! EDITOR-SAMA TOOK MY...my.....ehehe...)

Weren't you crying just a second ago?

(Oh yes Eiditor-samaaaaaaaaaa)

I'm getting out of here. ON WITH THE STORY.