The Apocalypse and the Honeymoon

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"Hey, Acno! Come and take a look!"

Acnologia heard his wife call to him, he turned around to see her looking at male clothing "Try this on! I am sure you will absolutely fit into this!" She said all excitingly.

How they come to this situation? Well, according to Irene, her husband can't go around looking like a homeless man wearing a cap for a dress. So she took it upon herself to find him new clothes.

That was 2 hours ago.

"Can you just decide on something?" Acnologia said. "Just get me something I can pass by until we return to Tempest."

"Oh shut up! What do you know." Irene ignored his words "Here, these pants and this short, blue looks good on you." She said.

Acnologia looked at the mountain of clothes gathering the the side 'I just hope I don't have to carry all this.' he said. For a man that can carry a mountain of rocks with one hand, these fabric clothings seem heavier.

"Dear customer! If I may speak..." The store owner came near Acnologia and whispered, he have been observing them for a while now, while Irene doesn't look bad in her clothes, Acnologia looking like a homeless man sure worries him "These clothes are some of the latest trends, so I must inform you in advance that they are expensive, very much. Just so you know, to not go over your budget."

The owner has seen many types of people, and the ones act rich but actually not THAT rich scare him, all the clothes they try and take out, just so they return it after finding the price. Returning all these clothes to their shelves will be...hectic.

"Don't worry about the money." Acnologia said with a frown, "Just let her be. take this and get off my face." He pulled a bag of gold and throw it at the owner.

"Right away!!" Seeing the shiny stuff, The owner was no where to be found.

Irene was busy matching colors for the clothes, it was like a new hobby she discovered.

Acnologia sighed at the continuingly increasing amount of clothes.

"Done!" She said. Irene stood proudly beside the clothes she decided on. "Please count these, make sure you treat them all carefully!" Irene said as she put the clothes on the counter.

Even the cashier was stunned by the amount of clothes.

The couple left the store happy, well, one of them was, While the store employee bowed at them from behind

"Please come back again!!" They shouted, and they meant it, where do you find customers like them these days.

Being in a good mood, Irene led them into the food market, her belly was rumbling for food, she just had a sudden urge to taste everything and making sure she fed Acnologia who was busy holding the mountain of bags.

Her day was very enjoyable, she spoke and laughed with everyone, a rare moment in her life for sure. The locals were very friendly anyways.

Later they went to a restaurant, the locals recommended this one, apparently this restaurant is owned by a famous merchant who likes to excel in all fields of trade and business, and since this is his restaurant, it sure holds all kinds of food and drinks.

"They didn't lie, the menu is huge. It can be classified as a book." " Irene said as looked at the empty dishes "How is it? Do you like how the food tastes in your body?" She said to her husband.

Acnologia it down his spoon "Meh, The food made in Tempest is better, that Goblin chef is better than you would expect." He said.

"My! You are praising someone?" Irene put her hand in front of her lips appearing shocked.

"Excuse me!!" At that moment, they heard someone speak to them, a man in the next table came to them and spoke. "I could not help but hear your little conversation. And I am must say that I am greatly offended!"

Acnologia frowned "What? Was praising someone a cruel thing to do."

"Yeah! Acno! You shouldn't do that!" Irene said.

"Oh shut up!"

The man coughed to get some attention "It's not that, I am talking about your statement regarding the food. I am the owner of this restaurant, Gard Mjöllmile."

"And?"

"And I must say, you are obviously wrong, sir. I take pride in my work and I assure you that you will never find food better than this anywhere in the world. The recipes are from every land, for traditional and modern food." Gard said as he stroke his mustache proudly.

"I am very sure that any Chef in Tempest can make better stuff than this, and my little brother has better recipes than this. Just wait until Tempest branches and then you will realize how mediocre your restaurant is."

"W-what?! Mediocre?! Preposterous!!" Gard had his face blazing red "Can you prove that?!" Being the best merchant he is, he didn't deny Acnologia's claim, rather he wants to confirm it.

"I don't care, you go to Tempest and see for yourself." Acnologia shrugged "And now get out of my face. I am with my wife here, don't ruin our mood." He said.

But Irene was just watching Acnologia argue with the merchant, as if she is watching a TV show, all she needed is popcorn.

"Nghnn!" Gard wanted to speak further "Enough! I am going to Tempest!!" He said before storming out.

"Ahaha!! That was fun!" Irene burst out laughing.

Acnologia had a tick mark on his forehead "It wasn't."

"Hmm..." Irene looked out the window to see the sun going down "It's sunset, let's go see if we can find a place to stay." She said.

Acnologia stood up and went to pay.

Later the couple took a stroll through the city, surprisingly the city looked better at sunset.

After finding a place to stay at a high end hotel, Acnologia and Irene entered their room.

Irene stretched her body "Aah~ I wish there was something to pass the night with, it's boring without any sort of entertainment." She said.

"Rimuru was complaining about that too. He said he has a project for that." Acnologia said as he walked behind her "However for now, I must get back at you."

Feeling Acnologia's hand reach for her breasts, Irene flinched as she spoke nervously "Get me for what?" She asked

"You laughed at me during our first night." Acnologia smirked as he kissed her neck "Now...I got a tool...and I am gonna use it."