22 That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Death Draenix

As I enter the breach, I feel my stomach trying to force itself out of my mouth and my body morphing itself around. Finally, the sickening feeling ends and I land on the ground. I land near a small city, but the city seems… weird?

I can feel that I'm definitely on earth, but it just feels off. Then I see something appear in the distance. It's a… Kaiju? Titan? I don't know what it is.

But, I know what's behind it.

THE MEGAZORD!

I'm in Power Rangers!

I see the megazord getting its ass kicked and the usual sparks flying everywhere, but I don't intervene because I know they'll always somehow win these very japanese fights. I see the monster successfully beat them down to one knee, then I assume they have that whole power of friendship spiel and come back to cause a bunch of explosions and the monster dies.

I wonder, should I be a monster? It'd be funny to ruin their whole power of friendship thing they got going on and just rip their zord to pieces.

I go over to the nearest city and start causing mayhem. I launch missiles into it, stomp on a few buildings and eventually the still damaged zord starts showing up. The second they see me, I can sense their fear slightly as they see a bird nearly four times the size of the megazord. I look at them and keep destroying the city.

I've probably killed lots of people, but hey, they fight in the center of cities too!

I keep destroying until they stand in front of me in an attempt to stop me from destroying this city. I hear the red ranger start telling them something and posing in front of me. I then send a small little puff of atomic breath at the zord, which cuts straight through the stomach of the zord. Sparks fly off as it hits and cuts through. The rangers all gasp in shock,

""""HAH?!""""

I guess they're not used to receiving ACTUAL damage huh? Well, they are a bunch of teens, so I won't kill them. I'll make them see the reality of things though!

I walk over to the zord which is still reeling from the shock of an actual injury. I grab the head in my hands and throw it to the ground. My muscles easily overpower the small megazord and it ends up prone on the ground. They struggle to flip over and the second they do, I step on the right arm of the megazord. My foot rips straight through it and smashes it to pieces, severing the arm.

I remember from the show that they're all in the head, so I avoid doing much damage to it. The megazord struggles to its feet and throws a punch at me. I let the punch hit and sparks fly off of my chest. That's it though, no damage. I throw my own punch, which knocks the zord off its feet and into a nearby building. I slowly walk over to it and speak in english,

"You're too weak power rangers. You'll have to get much stronger to face beings like me!"

I then grab the head of the zord and rip it off. I look inside and see the rangers inside shivering in fear. I then gently place the head down on the ground and fly off. I can't get anything from the megazord, I've already sensed that the only thing with titan energy was that monster they killed, but its corpse disappeared.

After giving them a lesson, a portal opens up in front of me while I'm flying and I shoot through it without being able to resist.

When I come out, I am greeted by the colorful void of space. I fly around for a while before I see something in the distance…

Wait…

Is that…

OH GOD OH FUCK ITS A TYRANID HIVE FLEET! NOPE NOT DEALING WITH 40K!

I immediately turn around and fly back towards the portal as I hear the hive fleet start screeching at me and flying towards me. I run away as FAST AS POSSIBLE and make it through the portal before they can arrive.

WHAT THE HELL WAS EVEN THAT!

Why would this thing put me in the 40k universe?! I'm nothing compared to the things that exist there!

Wait… Where am I?

I find myself in space around a rather beautiful planet. As I enter into the atmosphere I feel something try to do something to me for a split second.

[Note: System has blocked the interference of the Voice of the World and has instead incorporated it into itself. System warns the host of the dangers of this world, namely Demon Lords such as the individual known as Guy Crimson.]

[System has concealed your entrance into the world and has instead used the Voice of the World to make beings believe you were born here. You are a weak newborn Dragon, however you are not related to Veldanava.]

[Additional information has been obtained regarding the [Titan Demi-God status]. Host must reach the level of a True Demonlord to have a chance at reaching the demi-god level.]

O-oh. T-Tensura?

[Indeed.]

Ha-haha. And the portal behind me closed this time… Meaning that I'm gonna be here a while… Haha. Thank you system, Guy would've killed me had he known I was from a different dimension… Are you sure there's no way for him to find out?

[Beings of Tensura can only reach the Multiversal level, while host is considered a Multi-DIMENSIONAL being. The host has no need to worry. Even Veldanava would believe you to be part of his world, were he still alive.]

I wipe the sweat from my non-existent brow and sigh,

"Phew! At least I don't have to worry about solar-system destroying monsters one-shotting me for not being from here! I just gotta make sure I don't piss them off! I may actually be able to fight for real here. But, first things first.

I look for a slime to attempt gaining the ability to control my size using magicules.

[Notice: Titan Energy has been turned into Magicules for the duration of your stay in Tensura for ease of viewing.]

Nice. If I could somehow incorporate Milim, Yuuki, or Guy's DNA into my own, I should be able to get the Magicule Breeder Reactor, or a Titan Energy equivalent.

I find a herd of blue slimes bouncing around and scoop up a few and eat them. They taste similar to blue jello!

[Magicules gained: 203 (146626)]

[Slime DNA: 100%]

Holy shit, if these little creatures give 200 energy, what the hell would the big hitters give?!

[Ability gained:]

[Stomach: You have an extra dimensional space you store things you've eaten in. You can choose whether or not the thing you swallow is put into the stomach space or your actual stomach.]

[Mutations Gained:]

[Blunt Damage resistance: Blunt damage you receive will be minimized.]

[Extreme Temperature Nullification: Temperatures no longer affect you.]

[Mimicry: You can mimic anything you have complete DNA of.]

[Size control: You are able to control your size to an extent. You can make yourself shrink down to 2m, and grow no bigger than an extra 10m.]

"Nice! Just what I wanted!"

I hurriedly shrink myself down to the 2m height and notice how it feels like I'm sucking in my stomach. I could get used to it, but it's slightly uncomfortable.

Well, time to explore!

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[Status:]

[Name: Seraph, Mama, Mommy, +6]

[Sex: wamen]

[Race: Abyssal Draenix]

[Class: Titan Apostle, Dragon]

[Titles: Titanic Apostle of the Abyss]

[Wingspan: 1002m]

[Height: 275m]

[Magicules: 146626]

[Assimilated DNA: 14]

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[NEW ABILITIES:]

[Stomach]

[NEW MUTATIONS:]

[Blunt Damage Resistance]

[Extreme Temperature Nullification]

[Mimicry]

[Size Control]

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AN: shlime

dont worry, 40k will return one day. just not today.

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