literally bruh

and so he continued onwards towards greatness. his penis errect. his bootyhole clenched. his face drenched.

after he reached for the infinity stones there was but one thing holding him back from true singularity, and that was harambe. so he flew up in the heavens with a blick in his left and a bible in his right, while holding a brick with his bootyhole.

Harambe: Hello child, I see thou hath come to slay me. So do it. I have lived my life, seen what I've seen. I'm ready to move on.

Obama: Then so be it. *slash**slash**squish**moan**crash**bang**moan**

Obama: It is done.

He looked at what he had done and asked himself. Was this the right thing to do? And when he thought he had lost all humanity Harambe said with his last breath:

"Literally bruh"

FIN