Back home

...Shit shit shit shit! I said that without thinking where am I going...Shit no...stay...awake...mus.

-A while later-

"Hey kid you alright?"

I felt someone tap my shoulders...SHIT SHE CAUGHT ME DIDNT SHE!'

"BACK OFF, I SWEAR I DIDNT FUCK HER"

I slapped the hand of whoever was poking me and prepared to run.

"....Sir your going to have to come with me..."

....Wait a moment is that a cop?

"Can you tell me where I am?"

"...Sir you are under arrest. I need you unzip your...sweater..."

I went ahead and obeyed my blue clothed master.

"... Seriously kid what drugs are you on."

...I'm not wearing a shirt...

"Sir I am on the worst drug ever."

"...Just shut up and put on these hand cuffs."

...I must avoid them...

"Don't you wanna know what I'm on?"

What am I saying?

"...Fine."

...Thank you

"Yes I have overdosed on harem anime."

"...."

Good...

"The thighs were to thick and the boobs to big.The blood has rushed from my junk to my head, for you see sir there is a level beyond nosebleeds and it is, in my case called thigh high!"

I must keep going.

"...Kid where's the camera."

"Sir if I had a camera the situation would be different in the best way a fujo can imagine."

...I'll say anything...

"...Look man I like to watch anime to but this is to much."

"...OTAKU COP!!!"

Please go away...

"...Yes yes."

"Do you have an anime crimes division?"

Please...

"...Nevermind go ahead and walk away...there's no way this isn't a prank."

...Thank go...no...

"Are sure this is a prank anime cop man?"

"...Don't ever say that again, okay. And yes I'm sure this is a prank random teenager who wears ahegao sweaters in random parks at nights who somehow managed to get high on anime thighs."

"HEY...never underestimate the power of black knee socks!"

please...

"...Good bye..."

As he walked away Instantly felt relived

...I really want to go home...wait isn't this?

"I remember now I met a dragon that sent me back home...goodbye my sweet loli."

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's what happened.

"I still have to get that dam tsundere back for burning me."

I stood up and looked to see if I knew this park.

"...This bench...You Rika rip off...Fuck it I'll just head home for now."

I began to walk through the trail making my way slowly back home.

"...It really had been a while...maybe I should go on more walks now that I'm healthy..."

I successfully made it out after a while of walking.

"Yeah this is definitely that old park."

I continued to walk taking a right from the entrance.

"What are these things called again?"

I made it to the green red light thing

"I swear if you take to long I'm just Ganna go ahead and cross."

AND SO IT DID!

"...Annoying shit...let's see no cars to the right and no cars to the left."

Since I didn't want to deal with this things bull I just decided to cross after all who drives around a small neighborhood at night...nevermind let's not think about that.

And so I walked taking another right after walking two blocks. Slowly but surely making my way home.

"I wonder if Grandma Lulu has any nut bread?"

I'm really feeling hungry... it's fine I'll just eat whatever's at home.

And so after a short walk I made it back home.

"I wonder if Mom and Dad are awake?"

...I really should start thinking before I speak.

Anyways I rang the doorbell a bunch of times making sure that they are awake...one way or another.

"WILL YOU STOP THAT ALREADY!"

"Hey Mom I'm home."

"..."

I wonder what they were up to?

"Mom I'm here."

"HEY ED GET OVER HERE!"

"...Damn it what is it. The show was just getting to the best part...Son?"

"...Yes?"

"...I just want to be sure...you came home from another world?"

"Yes?"

"SWEETY WE'RE TAKING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL! SON GET IN THE CAR!"

"...Mom what's happening?"

"No idea."

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND GET IN THE CAR!"

And so we did.

"So dad what's happening?"

"You teleported between worlds with magic and your telling me that you came out perfectly fine!"

"...I guess I didn't think of that."

"I never said anything..."

"...sweety your a nurse right?"

"...Yes? Where are you going with this?"

"I'm saying he traveled between worlds through space radiation, with magic bullshit that can possibly ruin his body even more."

"..."

"...Mom...Dad I'm fine I swear."

"...Son please tell me how are your memories...can you move without sudden pauses?"

"Yes I'm fine. Listen I'll tell you what happened. I met a dragon tsundere loli who burned my hand with magic, then after I said I was sick of her bullshit she sent me back here."

"...Son."

"...Your going to have to come with us okay."

"...Fine"

-At a hospital nearby-

"...Sir you son is registered and being deceased...I'm going to have to call the police and I may have to report you."

"...Shit."

"..."

"...But I'm alive...I'm right here..."

"Sweety did they take you. Can you tell me your name?"

"...I CAN PROVE HE'S MY SON WITH A DNA TEST RIGHT!"

"Sir you'll have to wait until the authorities arrive."

-After a while-

"..."

"Hey there anime cop."

Shit..

"..."

"Alright you two are under arrest until we can clear up the situation."

"...Shit."

"I SWEAR HES MY SON I SWEAR!"

"Mom I'll be fine...okay. Hey cop guy He's my dad I'm willing to give you some blood or spit if ya need."

"...That was the plan...kid can you tell me what you did?"

"I forgot I died."

"...Kid your under arrest under suspicion of being under the influence of illegal substances."

"Hey I'll have you know I'm still high."

"...Shut up and put the cuffs on."

"....."

"Kid you alright?"

"...No...I don't want to."

What's happening?

"Kid come on if you cooperate I'll buy you a red devil girl figurine."

"...No..."

Why am I saying no?

"...Kid...will you get in car and work with us if I keep the hand cuffs off."

Why am I so afraid.

"...Yes...please just keep it away...please."