7 Crazy Bastard

Tokyo, Japan,

Hayes Residence,

Samuel POV,

In a simple Japanese room, a young man with silver hair could be seen sitting on a chair with a laidback smile on his face. Samuel was thinking about how to proceed with this and had decided that as with all things, he would deal with matters as they came. The laptop glowed for a bit making him cover his eyes and when the glow died down, a strange phone lay beside it making Samuel chuckle, "It really wasn't a scam." He said picking it up curiously, honestly part of him hoped it was.

He turned it on looking at the screen attentively only to facepalm once it did actually turn on, "What did I even expect?" he said checking it out, it was one of those latest model phones one would usually see similar to those iPhones that were gaining popularity except, there was no battery icon possibly hinting at the fact that it didn't require such a thing.

Aside from that, there was the same group chat application on it as well the usual ones most phones had. Samuel, noticing the lack of the battery icon, smiled somewhat happily, "Nice." Who wouldn't want a phone that never ran out of battery? He was certainly glad to obtain such a thing.

He looked around for a bit, contemplating something and then nodded to himself, he'd much rather be done with everything related to this first and then work on mending his relationship with his parents. He looked at the time to see it was 9 AM and sighed in slight disappointment, his father must've already left for work being as punctual and uptight he was..... well no problem, time was one thing he didn't have any shortage of for now.

"So then, gacha ticket." he said looking around in the group chat for some way to access it and soon enough he found a drop down menu. Seeing as he had only one ticket, the x10 option was unavailable and the only one glowing was the single roll option so he, without much thought, tapped on it.

With that tap, a number of things started going through the screen. "Holy shit.." he mumbled to himself taken aback, he saw things like cum filled socks written on some panels in there and yet also saw the Gate of Babylon.

He didn't know what to think about this anymore, wasn't it too cheat like? But then again, it was one ticket per mission and he could end up getting a water bottle so it wasn't all flowers either.

A few seconds passed as Samuel prayed for something good, not really being able to doubt it's credibility after a phone appeared out of thin air.

And then, it finally stopped. A ding rang out and a message appeared on the screen, 'Congratulations, you've obtained a 'Zombieman's Constitution' from your roll.' Samuel had a hint as to what that meant but before he could think further an intense pain made him jerk, putting up his guard out of instinct. Samuel had immense pain tolerance from his training and so this wasn't quite surprising. (A/N: Not plot armour, legit did a wheel online to choose what he got.)

He had a few drops of cold sweat run down his forehead but apart from that, didn't even make a single sound. The pain went away a few seconds later and Samuel could finally stand up, breathing in relief as he placed a hand on his chest, the other on the table to support himself. "Well shit.." Samuel said a bit annoyed, if he was right then this meant he had obtained the constitution of Zombieman, the 8th ranked S Class Hero from One Punch Man.

As for what it entailed? Well it was pretty much ageless regenerative immortality, so long as his body wasn't completely destroyed, he would keep getting up and regenerating again and again. He would literally be unable to 'die'. Samuel sighed, "It has it's problems." he said, shaking his head, as a trade off, his body wouldn't be improving through traditional methods anymore and was stuck in it's current state.

"Oh well." he shrugged standing up, nothing could be done about it now that it had happened and besides, he was now immortal... it wasn't a bad tradeoff, he couldn't improve his body like normal people anymore but in exchange he wouldn't die ever, never age, never get sick, and keep regenerating even if his head was blown to pieces.

"Yay.." he said blandly, raising one of his hands in a mock victory pose, his reaction was in all ways, completely underwhelming. It was nothing surprising though, he reacted to most things like this and he had already freaked out over the fact that he actually reincarnated when he was born, so he wasn't going to react like a child and scream for joy or anything.

He took off the black gloves he was wearing and looked at his hands, "As I thought.." the fact that his body was now forever in this state meant his hands would never be healing, they looked .....disturbing. They had numerous blue areas that looked like someone had dealt incredible blunt trauma to them, the outlines of veins were also visible which added to their disturbing image.

Nonetheless, that wasn't what he was aiming for here. He raised one of his hands, and with a single movement, the hand visibly hardened, the fingers looking more akin to claws than flesh and swung it, slicing off one of the fingers on his other hand making it unceremoniously fall to the ground.

This was....Samuel testing whether or not it was actually legit, to remove any doubts he still held and it was a certainly drastic way of checking, there were other less 'harmful' ways present as well but he didn't care about that, he trusted it enough.

Then, after a few seconds, the bone slowly reformed, followed by flesh and finally skin, the finger was there again as if it had never been cut off and yet, the one that he HAD cut off was lying on the floor as well. Samuel let out a sigh and laughed, "I'm pretty stupid." he said picking up the finger nonchalantly, he may have been acting brave but he was fairly scared too, what if it was some sort of fluke?

Nonetheless, "With this it's proven, this thing's legit." he said, putting the gloves back on again, there was no doubting it's credibility anymore. This....this, provoked a certain feeling, emotion, intention whatever you want to call it,

He felt.....like he wanted more.

Samuel stood up putting the phone and the finger in his pockets and opened the door of his room, wanting to go downstairs but froze in place looking at the person who stood at the door of the room adjacent to him. A little girl with blue eyes and white hair that had purple tips was looking at him blankly...

"Who?"