1 Fuck the Rob that sent me here.

An: This is basically a comedy/ crackfic I'm gonna write when I'm burnt out. So yeah….Hope you enjoy it!

Oh this fanfic will have heavy Warhammer fantasy and Warhammer 40k elements. Though don't expect anything to be the same except for the races this is a crack and comedy fic after all.

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A soul wondered about the infinite void all beings in it's universe go to after death.

The soul's name? Unknown.

It's origin? Irrelevant.

All that mattered was that the soul after an unknown amount of time was finally about to leave this wretched place.

How?

Well I could go on a rant about the inner workings of the universe and how at this moment across nearly infinite multiverses various accidents and cataclysmic events lead up to this singular moment.

But I won't.

So, in what seemed to be a flash of white so bright it lit up the void for a moment, the soul vanished.

…..

It's strange to suddenly gain consciousness when one has been without it for so long.

How long exactly are we talking about?

No fucking clue.

However at the moment it didn't really matter.

What mattered was the slab of concrete getting rapidly closer.

Wanna know the best part? Me kissing the ground with my intestines wasn't the part that had me concerned.

No, my certain and immediate second death wasn't as concerning as what was in front of me at the moment watching me with amusement and no small amounts of lust.

What was it you may ask?

Well only one of the most terrifying things in all of existence.

The Chaos god of pleasure, excess, and decadence.

Enemy of the Elder and Imperium of Man.

One of the four Chaos gods.

The Dark Prince.

The lord of excess.

The bitch who thirsts.

Slaanesh.

And currently, said person is staring at me as I plummeted towards what I've now realized was a medieval city under the control of what looked to be the cult of pleasure.

So now I will say what I and all you readers are thinking.

" What kinda fucked up situation is this?!"

And that was when time around me stopped. A familiar clock sound accompanies the world turning grey.

Even Slaanesh stopped in time.

So with me not being faced with the option to either become one with the ground, or Get raped by Slaanesh forever, I nearly sobbed in relief.

However my relief was short lived as a green neon screen appeared in front of me.

[ System activated due to high stress levels. System has stopped time to ensure the survival of the user while Conversing. Please head to the menu to continue.]

At that point my already panicked mind went blank.

But could you really blame me?

Oh sure, I like many men of culture dreamed of going to another world, getting OP powers, and getting a harem. What self respecting man hasn't dreamt of at least the harem part?

However, this clearly wasn't your average reincarnation story for one sole reason.

I'M IN THE MOTHER FUCKING WARHAMMER UNIVERSE!

Do you have any idea how fucked I am? Have any idea how fucked I will be( literally if Slaanesh gets involved)?

No person right in their God-damned mind would even think about Setting foot let alone being Isekaied here!

This place is a death sentence to those who aren't at least as powerful as what Warhammer considers a literal God!

Even then the Chaos Gods will probably figure out a way to fuck you over.

Imperium ships preforming exterminatis, Terinid hive ships devouring entire worlds, Ork Warghhhs, Dark elves, and Necron weapons capable of destroying entire fucking stars are just some of the problems.

And if I'm in Warhammer fantasy I'm still fucked despite it being less Grimm than 40k since I know jack shit about it.

So yes, one could understand my mind going blank as I stared at the screen in front of me. All of these thoughts swirling through my head even before time stopped combined with this Green screen was just too much to handle.

Still I had to snap out of it.

So with a hard self slap to the face I regained focus and looked at the screen intently.

With a deep breath I said the following words.

" Menu."

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[Summons]

[Summon Gacha]

[Abilities]

[Ability Gacha]

[Inventory]

[Settings]

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Now none of this really took me by surprise. The system layout I mean.

I've read enough books, light novels, and fanfiction to know where this was going.

Just from the menu I could tell exactly what kinda system I was dealing with as well.

It was the dreaded gacha system. A system that would no doubt have me crying tears of pure salt in the future.

But honestly it was better than a lot of systems out there.

I mean I could have gotten a sex or even a NTR system if I was unlucky.

And while the sex one doesn't sound too bad I'm not some horny teen who likes to fuck anything that has a vagina.

I have fucking standards.No two bit random ass bitch is getting anywhere close to my dick on my watch!

Plus the amount of possible STDs scares the shit out of me!

But moving from my rant about how'd I hate getting a sex system, one thing did interest me.

The settings.

Not many systems have this feature after all so of course it took my attention first.

" System take me to the settings." I said.

What the screen showed me next was quite the surprise.

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[ Subtitles (On/Off)]

[Save]

[Load]

[World details]

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Mentally I click save first as I have no doubt I might die a few times.

I let out a sigh of relief as the system informed me the save was complete.

Moving on from that I enabled subtitles.

Why?

Because what kinda idiot doesn't turn on subtitles in a game? Do you know how much shit you might miss without subtitles? A lot that's what.

Finally I press world details. Then proceed to shit my pants ( metaphorically of course…. somewhat).

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World type: Fantasy/ Sci-fi

Anime's present in the world:

Attack on Titan

Naruto

Redo of the healer

Goblin slayer

Pokemon

Video game present in the world:

Doom eternal

Diablo

Mortal Kombat

Hollow knight

Books present in the world:

Warhammer 40k

Warhammer fantasy

Star wars(legends)

Table top replaying game present in world:

Dnd 3.5

Vampire the masquerade

Rifts earth

Palladium

Difficulty: See that save button? Use it.

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".......WHY? JUST WHY!? WHO'S THE SICK FUCK THAT SENT ME HERE?"

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An: And that's scene.

So what do you guy's think?

Well either way I definitely enjoyed writing this.