A standard reincarnation story but the author isn't paid at all

Well the title says it all I'm not paid so I'll follow the standard reincarnation story but I'll add what ever I like to spice it up and what not oh by the way if you want to send mo-- . Sakura :"HALT"!! Author :"What"? Sakura :"You need to tell me your not gon--". Author:"Yes". Sakura :"What"? Author :"I said yes and now leave". Sakura :"WAIT , before that can you add something to the story". Author :"Like what"? Sakura :"Add a lot old sexy women to fall for me yeah"? Author :"Heh sure but I'll add a twist to it". Sakura :"Huh what twist"? Author:"Alright a word of advice from me kid yandere milfs". And with that Sakura disappears into nothingness as I sit back down on my chair . Author :"Maybe I'll make it good". I open up my book and write across it "HOPE YOU ENJOY". Author:"Alright jobs done