23 Fuck the sea and everything in it

The people who own this island are fucked….fucked I tell you!…

Our target island came into sight just as the sun was starting to set, and i peep roughly 13 ships docked around the "bay" of their very raidable little island…

While the island isn't huge, it's big enough to support a few thousand people pretty comfortably if all they ever eat is fish and potatoes….and no one wants to eat fish more than they have to, and I've always hated fish

Some of my future victims seemed to have spotted us as well somehow, maybe the spy glass thing they have across the sea? What was it called again?, meh doesn't matter…. 5 ships seems to be starting to hoist their sails to come and greet us, most likely with weapons in hand, which is honestly fantastic because i can never have too many weapons..

The thing about battle on the seas is it's nothing like they made it look on the movies…if the ship is in sight it might take hours before they reach you, so it's an absolute cock tease if you ask me….

I can read the lips of the iron born ships crew talking about how they found some "local cattle" who just strolled onto their plates, oh and that one's saying…uhhhhh…..his asshole is loose?…no that can't be right….ohhhh he's preparing a noose…. That makes more sense…..my lip reading needs work, that could have been embarrassing for him…

Literally 2 hours later the iron born ships are within shouting range as the sun is settling on the sea ready to go down for the night as I stand naked at the day I was born….well reborn….but I wasn't naked when I popped into this body?….well whatever I was naked… it's easier to dry off a body than clothes…

There was a touch of confusion from the iron born side I could see, but could you blame them? A naked giant with his cock'n'balls swaying gently in the sea breeze standing majestically with one foot up on the railing almost revealing his taint to the world just grinning at them in the fading light…

My crew was pretty chill with it all, most of them have seen what I can do, and a fair few had even been there when I swam out to save them from being chased by the "not pirates"

I decided to make my move as I prepare for a graceful swan dive into the freezing ocean, but it seems I had forgotten the lesson imparted onto me the last time i tried to put some force behind my weight on a wooden railing…

As my leg extended to launch me into the sea, my foot just broke right through the railing which lead me to flipping forward while flailing my limbs only to land belly first into the ocean with a gigantic *SPLOOOSH*

Again I've humiliated myself in the ocean, and it was at this moment I decided I loathed the ocean, the drowned god has made a powerful enemy this day…

Even slightly underwater and waves crashing around I could still hear the iron born belly laughing at my failed attempt to look like a strong and respected leader for my guys, which only fuelled my loathing for the sea and all who call it home….

But that laughing turned to mild confusion when one of the ships shuddered like it hit a reef, and that mild confusion turned escalated to severe confused sprinkled with some concern when the ship started to tilt slightly to the side…

And that severe confusion and minor concern evolved again into genuine fear when they spotted a a pair of rage filled eyes with thick blond eye brows sitting below a very bald head slowly make its way above the side railings…

That fear for the brief unknown only lasted a minute when they realised I was the fool who "fell" into the sea, and that roller coaster of emotions they just went through transitioned to laughing again…'it's one man and he's naked what can he do?' I'm sure that's what was going through their heads..

I was in no mood for talking this out after my little snafoo, so the next thing going through their heads was my fist, I unleashed a storm of fist and foot mauling and breaking every living thing on the ship within minutes…

The other ships iron born who were part of this last minute raiding convoy saw what I did to their fellow iron islanders and decided they wanted no part in it, so they tried to change course…

But it was too late, within the next half hour I had 4 new ships covered in blood and guts anchored and ready to be boarded..

The 3 ships worth of people I brought pulled up along side my new ships and start boarding, not hesitating in the slightest to look at the massacre I just unleashed upon our enemies, they looked almost excited to see these guys dead…

Not that I blame em, the iron born have a shit reputation for a reason, and pretty much everyone has somebody who was killed or kidnapped by one….

So I decided to ignore the reverence in their eyes at the carnage I just unleashed and speak up loud enough for all ships to hear me…"alright boys and girls, here's the plan, I need you all to start throwing these bodies overboard and cleaning the mess I just made and get this ship ready for travel by morning…you will be anchored here for the night while I make a quick trip over to that island over there and sort out some business I have with the iron born over there, when morning hits I'll need you all to bring all these ships over and pick me up, savvy?"

I did "gathered some info" from my murderee's while accosting them with my naked self and found the ships that were there were the only ones going to be there for a few months, and the lord and his family were home so…good news for me….for the lord, not so much..

A quick round of "yes m'lord!"s and I'm ready to take another dip in that cursed ocean again….but I seemed to have forgotten an about some not so friendly sea creatures who are pretty keen on getting involved when they smell blood…

I dived right into a god damn school of sharks who were in a bit of a frenzy from all the blood and bodies being dumped near by…

Man, seriously, fuck the sea and everything in it…..

I spent about 40 minutes getting hand to hand combat experience against those fishy assholes before they got the message not to fuck with me….I must have killed 20 of em… a few of em got through some of my skin, by it healed pretty much instantly and only left mild scars..

And another hour and a half later, in the dead of night I made it to the first iron born ship anchored in the bay.

The iron born raiders prefer to stay on their ships over dry land for whatever reason…but it worked well for me..

Engaging my inner raven guard, I slowly and quietly sent on crew after crew to meet their shitty sea god..

Took a few hours but I got it done without any alarms going off, the dick heads clearly weren't expecting to be raided…who has ever raised the iron born? Not even pirates fuck with em on the sea, so they got complacent.

With my new ships cleared out I finally turn my attention to my big ticket item, the smallish stone castle surrounded by shitty wooden huts….heh heh heh….

My loot awaits

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Sorry for the delay, I've been messing around with a new Pokémon fanfiction.

Was trying to see if I could write a decent story without an OP mc and make it a bit more realistic…if you're a fan of my stories you should check it out

Pokémon : a rough start in Kanto

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