Chapter 98: The End of Big Mom
I strolled around eating the only food I was able because too much sweets is not something I was used too or liked, even though the digestion of it will be simple. I sensed where the crew is and they were mostly together because the other group went to go help out Kinnemon at Wano Island. The only crewmates here dealing with Big Mom are Luffy, Brook, Nami, Sanji and Chopper. Now with me here we shouldn't have a problem. When I sensed their location I teleported to them. The ones who were there was the entire crew who was supposed to be going after Big Mom's Poneglyph, which was Luffy, Nami, Sanji, Brook and Chopper. There were other people there like Caesar Clown, Capone Bege, the minks Carrot and Pedro and finally Jinbe. When I teleported near them they were on their Guard.
Luffy: Who are you?
Sage: Oh damn, that's right I'm in disguise. (I undo the transformation) There, recognize me now?
Everyone: SAGE!!!
Sage: Hey guys, how's it going?
Luffy: Not much. Just fighting with Big Mom and getting Sanji back.
Sage: Oh ho. Did Sanji go somewhere? Don't tell me you split from the crew for some unknown reason and now you are back together again. Haha, I bet you even made Nami cry or angry.
Sanji threw a flaming kick at me on the right side of my face which I easily blocked with my right pinky. I began to laugh at the obvious target I just hit.
Caesar: Is it really Sarunokami Sage? The same one who killed 2 Marine Admirals, thousands of Marines and obliterated Marineford?
Sage: The one and only. I also destroyed Mary Geoise but that was a gift to Hancock. Fucking bubble heads piss me off anyway.
Capone Bege parted ways and left. Apparently he also wanted to kill Big Mom but failed. He helped the crew so I let him live. I turned back to Luffy and the others.
Sage: Since I was the one to agitate that fat bitch, let me kill her. Carry out your plan while I end her and her family.
Sanji: Wait, Sage. There are people who are related to her but have done no wrong. I won't be right to kill them off like that.
Nami: Sanji-kun is right. We can't kill all of them when there are many who are unrelated.
Sage: Then explain the situation to me for I can efficiently kill those that need to die.
After telling me the whole situation, even though I already knew, I figured that a few of the Charlotte family didn't like Big Mom because she uses her own children for her own benefits. Big Mom wants a family with all races around a table and uses her children to marry them off for that purpose. Not all her children are too keen on being married offwithout their consent or even liking the spouse chosen for them. That was why Lola, from the Thriller Bark Arc, ran away from home. From the people gathered to the next plan I already knew Big Mom was going to lose her mind because the wedding cake was destroyed.
I told the crew to gather the remaining things they need to complete their job here while I take care of Big Mom and her children. I needed to get Luffy to fight Dogtooth so he can level up his Haki. At the time the cloud that Big Mom rides also becomes Nami's so it wouldn't matter if she gets him because he was given life from Big Mom's soul, so if she dies so will the things she used her soul to animate. As the rest of the crew ran towards the Sunny I stepped out to kill Big Mom.
I look into the distance and see Big Mom bulldozing her way towards us. When everyone else sees her they start running to the Sunny. I told them to leave her to me as they went to the ship. I knew that Dogtooth was there so he would have to fight him while the others take the ship away.
Sage: (I yelled because of her hunger frenzy) I'M RIGHT HERE YOU FAT BITCH!! I WILL PREPARE YOU A FUNERAL CAKE!!
Big Mom: (In a crazed voice) CAKEEEEEEE!!!!
As she approached me I let out a violent fist in her direction pushing sending her flying but not by far, truly a fat bitch. The punch was strong enough to destroy cities in this universe but I guess I held back too much. I flashed beside her grabbed the fat folds of her arm and ripped off a chunk of flesh. At first there was no screaming, it was more like shock as to how I was able to hurt her. Even in her flashback chapters and episodes she was never hurt too badly.
Sage: Aww man and here I thought butter and cream would spill out. I guess you bleed just like the rest of them, huh.
Big Mom: AAARRRGGGGGGGGG!!!
Sage: SQUEAL YOU FAT BITCH!! SQUEAL!!! (I made pig calls) SUI SUI HERE PIGGY PIGGY!! COME AT ME!!
The hat, sun and cloud she has with her were all worried because like her, it was their first time seeing her be hurt so badly. I flashed to her other side and took another chunk of flesh from her leg this time. Big Mom took a sword from her hat and swung at me. All these typical inanimate things were given life through her Akuma no Mi the Soru Soru no Mi (Soul Soul fruit). I was laughing as I caught her blade and shattered it in my hands. Almost immediately the eyes that sword had before faded away. My laughter was loud as I began to punch and kick Big Mom while leaving disgusting bruises, broken bones and torn skin. I wanted to kill her slowly while her children get close enough to see who killed their mother. Big Mom tried using the giant fire ball but the heat was nothing to me and I simply walked through laughing. With a burst of Haki and Ki I blew away the flame and cloud. Big Mom only had herself to rely on. I grabbed her by her fat leg and slammed her on the ground like the Hulk did to Loki in the first Avengers movie. I then flung her towards the ship.
When Big Mom landed a giant crater was made when she hit the ground. The crater started to fill in with her blood. All of Big Mom's children looked on in horror as their mother was broken, battered and beaten. I looked around and saw that Dogtooth already took Luffy to Brulee's mirror world to fight him. I nodded at the crew as I stepped on Big Mom's fat leg and, like a hydraulic press, stomped down as her flesh, blood and bones were being crushed. Loud, almost supersonic, screams were coming from Big Mom as her leg was severed through crushing from her body.
Sage: Ladies and gentlemen! This is how you bleed a fat cow before you slaughter them!
Big Mom: (Loud incoherent screams) !@@#^%$#&^%$#!!!!!
Her children were too shocked to make a move as I continued to her other limbs. It was either fear or them being too smart to know that approaching me meant death because none of them made a move. The first to make a move was the Perospero, the creepy guy with his tounge out with the Pero Pero no Mi (Lick Lick fruit) making him a candy human. I smiled as I flashed before he could initiate his attack as I grabbed his neck and flashed back to my original location.
Sage: Hey Big Mom, how much do you love your children? I am guessing not much because you had so many. Haha. So let's weed them out until we get to some of your favorites.
A loud crack and snap was heard as Perospero's neck was broken in front of Big Mom. I blasted the body to dust as I threw him away. Big Mom showed her retarted big teeth at me but no tears for her flesh and blood came out. With my finger I blasted a few more of her children into oblivion. Then next ones to charge at me was Daifuku and Oven. Daifuku was the user of the Hoya Hoya no Mi (Puff Puff fruit) making him a lamp human. Daifuku let loose a Djinn or Genie that attacks people but like Vice-Admiral Smoker, the Genie is a part of him so he will still take damage if the Genie is hurt. With a Ki blade I cut off the Genies head but only a cut appeared on Daifuku's neck. Unsatisfied with the results, I flashed behind him and pierced my Ki blade through his chest as I ripped out his heart, killing him in one go. Oven has the Netsu Netsu no Mi (Heat Heat fruit) but his flames was way weaker than Akainu so he was easy to kill.
Sage: Don't think I forgot about you.
I stomped on Big Mom's head until her brains popped out like a giant zit. That was the end of Big Mom. I flashed a few times taking the heads off her other children as well for good measure before setting sail and waiting for Luffy to come back after fighting Dogtooth.