The Paper Pro One Finger Stapler

Nothing on this land is greater than the Paper Pro One Finger Stapler with 20 Sheet Stapling Power!

Some of you have driven exotic cars, a Lamborghini or an Aston Martin. The pure luxuriousness of such a vehicle is unmatched on the automotive landscape. Others have jumped from buildings with only a fabric self-packed parachute or been in horrifying accidents only to escape unscathed.

All that being said and noted, nothing compares to the violently satisfying SNAP of the Paper Pro Stapler.

The firm, sturdy plastic is surprisingly withstanding considering the shear force that this complex machine launches staples. The undercarriage of the Paper Pro One Finger Stapler is a luxurious glossy black plastic highlighted by a gorgeous 'I' shaped strip of the finest rubber, found only on an unnamed island south of Africa.

In a world filled to the brim with autonomous utilities, it's nice to have to use some force, as little as it may be, to actually functionalize the Paper Pro One Finger Stapler.

When it comes to self-service office supplies, the Paper Pro One Finger Stapler glorifies the ways of the past and blends them with unrivaled power and quality.

A word of caution, the Paper Pro One Finger Stapler should be handled with care. The 3/8" x 1/32" stainless steel staples are quiet sharp and are released with a force unmatched on this Earth.

Always wear your PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) when operating or risk a wicked flesh wound that will leave you crippled for minutes if not tens of minutes!