Rough Life

We all have problems in life, whether they are major, minor or somewhere in between. We all have feelings that make us think life is at its worst point. I'm going to teach you a method to help correct these feelings and thoughts.

For example, when Batman had his back destroyed by Bane, did he give up? No, he pushed through. Motivated not by revenge but by necessity.

When Spider-man had that week long erection and couldn't figure out how to release the pressure without webbing himself, he pushed through.

Here's the tip. The next time you shit your pants when you are rushing to the nearest dumping area, accept it. Nothing can bring you down if you allow yourself to accept the negative things that happen to you.

You're Mom walks in while you're rubbing one out to a picture of Tony Danza? Accept it. By all means, stop and cover up until she leaves the room but go hard at it once she is gone. The next time you see her just smile and hold up that picture of Tony.

Don't let life get you down.

It could be worse. You could be a dung beetle.