1 Chapter 1

"So.. now what?"

"Now, you get the hell out of my sight and forget about how you ended up here and I won't smite your soul into oblivion! How about that?"

"Yeah... Fuck no."

The void sighed and said, "Why are you being so difficult?"

"I don't know. Maybe, because you dropped a fucking meteor on my head?! I got killed by a fucking space pebble!! A pebble!! The only thing worse than that is getting killed by frozen piss or dying while loving yourself!! And, it was your fault!"

The void replied defensively, "Hey! I was just playing with the laws of physics! Give me a break! You'd also get bored if you're billions of years old like me!!"

I sighed in frustration and suddenly, an idea took birth from the depths of my deranged mind.

"Alright, how about you send me to the world of pokemon? Just a regular dude. No strings attached."

The void took a few moments to understand why I asked for such a thing. When it couldn't come to a conclusion, it asked, "... What are you planning to do in that world, human?"

"Nothing! I just want to live a fulfilling life, that's all!"

But, in my thoughts, I could imagine myself making the 'Rudeus face' as I thought about all the pretty women in Pokemon world.

I could imagine the void shrug as it said, "Sure, go ahead. Enjoy your life! Don't mention what I did to anyone!"

"Awesome!"

And so, my soul got sucked into a wormhole. It was a surreal experience for sure. My mind was having a difficult time comprehending the complexity of the wormhole, and what I was seeing, as my mind was unable to imagine anything beyond the three dimensions.

The high was short-lived as Arceus immediately noticed the disturbance in the force.

'Hmm. What a despicable soul. How did it manage to get into my Universe? No, I shall not allow it to taint the world of my children. Dialga! Palkia!'

Meanwhile, I was on my merry way to the planet of Pokemons. Its unique aura engulfed my soul and filled my being with power I had never felt before.

'Am I going to be born as a pokemon? No! I do not like furry action! I wanna be a human, dammit!!'

The aura intensified as it swirled around me. But, it was not to last for long. I heard two terrifying roars in my vicinity and then I felt myself being pulled away from the aura.

'No! I take that back! I like furry! Don't take my haven away from me!!'

Once again I was inside a wormhole. My destination unknown and so was my fate. My last thoughts before I felt my conciousness begin to fade...

'Fuck you Arceus and fuck you, you damned Void!'

As the wormhole disappeared from his Universe, Arceus thought, 'What a greedy soul that was. It managed to take a few powers of my children. Oh well, disaster prevented. Now, where are you, my sweet Gardevoir? Ah, bathing in the lake, I see.. Hohohohoho~'

... All males are perverts.

(APIBNHA)

February, 12th..

A woman with frog like features lay asleep on the birthing bed in the local hospital as the doctors performed a C-section to deliver her first child. The gynecologist was taken aback by the appearance of the baby he pulled out of its mother's uterus.

It was rare for newborns to manifest quirks. The baby was one such case. With its tiny human hands, frog-like feet, large eyes and a longer than normal tongue, the baby was a perfect human-frog hybrid.

There were tiny holes present above the big knuckles of the baby's hands. When the doctor carefully probed them, sharp spikes emerged from the holes. The sudden action woke the baby up and it began crying.

That's when the baby showed its first power.

The supersonic voice disoriented everyone on the entire floor. It took the doctor and the nurses two whole minutes to calm the baby down. After that, they had to take a leave for the day given the amount of disorientation they were feeling.

Meanwhile, the baby, who had been screeching curses at all the higher beings was finally done with his tantrum and was alone in his crib, brooding.

Yeah, that was me.

I was born as weird frog-human baby with super voice box and Wolverine claws... or claw. Hmm, more like Rath's claw from Ben 10 universe.

The fact that I hadn't been already declared an abomination and hadn't been killed by the villagers with pitchforkes and effigy meant that having strange powers and mutations was the norm.

I was trying to listen to what the nurses were talking about around me. But, I couldn't understand the language.

'So, it's not English, Hindi or Punjabi. It doesn't sound like Spanish or Italian.. nor does it sound to be of Slavic origins. It's Asian. I can recognise only three Asian languages outside of India.'

As the nurses continued talking, I finally came to a conclusion.

'Ah, it's Japanese. A baby with powers in Japan and it's considered normal. It's more likely that I'm in the Boku no Hero Academia world than Marvel.'

A frog-human hybrid in the world of Boku no Hero Academia...

'Who am I? Tsuyu's brother? A cousin, perhaps? Someone stranger entirely or someone from the extended family?'

It took my vision to improve significantly to notice the sheer absence of Tsuyu in the family. There was not even a mention of her. Instead, I was Asui Tozen, son of Asui Ganma and Asui Beru.

I had literally replaced Tsuyu.

Did I feel guilty? Eh. I wasn't much of a fan and nor did I hate her. She was just another two dimentional character born out of the imagination of an artist.

I wasn't too enthused to have powers similar to hers. But, the stingers in my hands and my super voice box had already proven that I was different from Tsuyu.

When I turned three, I killed a weed growing in our garden just by touching it. I had gained the ability of poison touch. I was horrified when I learnt about the ability and saw the weed die within minutes. Much to my and my parents' relief, I could control the ability.

Imagine to never be able to touch a person. That was going to be a horrible life.

My stingers could be coated with poison and I could use them to attack, just like the pokemon move, Poison Sting.

At the age of four, I figured out the move, Poison Jab. Another time I had an urge to spit and out came a jet of water from my mouth.

I had learnt the move, Water Gun.

It was then that I figured out that I would be learning the basic pokemon moves as I aged. For stronger moves, I had to train extensively.

There were funny moments like when I learnt the move, Bubble Beam, while I was blowing soap bubbles at home. I broke a lot of stuff that day.

It is very embarrassing to get a spanking when you are an adult in a child's body.

Life was good... only for a while.

As a grown up, I had entirely forgotten the kind of beasts little kids could prove to be. I re-learned that when I was in Kindergarten and was laughed at for my frog like features.

It's kinda sad that I learned the move, Camouflage, while trying to stay out of sight just so that I don't beat the brats up in a fit of anger.

No matter what world, humans will always remain the same.

Those were the formative years of my life as Asui Tozen, the genderbent and much cooler version of Asui Tsuyu.

I was not looking forward to any other changes made to canon.