F*cking Trucks
*Crunch* *Thump*
"OMG someone call an ambulance" Screams were heard as a young man lay bleeding out on a busy sidewalk
"A truck really" Rob was mad, he didn't want to die, why would he? He had a good life, a good job, and friends. Rob had everything he dreamed of, everything . . .
One Minute ago.
*sigh*
"Gramps' birthday is around the corner," Rob said Bitterly. His gramps had taken care of him his entire life, he didn't know his parents, even his grandma. His Grandpa died 2 years ago of natural causes at the age of 162, A good, long life
As he was pondering over what gift to bring to his gramps' tombstone, an earth-shattering explosion rocked the city, as well as the power grid. Rob, like many, was swept off his feet in a mix of fear, and a healthy dose of shockwave
Of course, it only got worse
The supposedly flawless level 5 autonomous cars continued their acceleration, crashing into cars and people alike
This was how Rob died. An autonomous Truck. and it really pissed him off
Back to the present.
Rob's consciousness was drifting off, not raising or lowering, not that he was religious, just turning . . .green?
"Congratulations young man, you get to experience the dreams of all Weebs!" a hearty voice said from in front of him
". . ."
If he could use his hands he would've tried to punch the air in front of him
He couldn't see anything but green so he was very confused as to who's speaking and why this voice is in idiot
"Feisty are we haha" the hearty voice let out a chuckle
"Well as much as I love our little chat here we must begin your reincarnation," the hearty voice said, once again confusing rob
'When did I speak' Rob thought
"just know young man," the hearty voice said
'Ahh' makes sense I guess, rob thought
The hearty voice didn't reply but instead, A wheel appeared. The wheel had a big white center with a bunch of slots and a big neon sign above saying [The Great God's Godly World Wheel!!!] yes, with 3 exclamation marks
The slots Rob could read showed
[Advantia, (swords and magic)]
[Rexon, (Cultivation)]
[Earth, (totally boring)]
". . ."
Rob was once again pretty pissed
Anyways
[Kestroter,(Cultivation)]
And
[Ilrorox, (Even more boring than earth)]
"Now," the hearty voice said "LETS'S BEGIN"
Without a second of waist the wheel began spinning rapidly, colors flashing past, 'this could give someone a seizure' he thought
As the wheel slowed down he could finally see some options
[Xoirilia, (alien world)]
[Mezone, (Swords no magic)]
". . ."
'wow, wouldn't want to get that' rob thought
finally, the wheel slowed to a smooth stop right on the edge of two worlds
[Viemia, (Futuristic)]
and
[Dearth, (earth with Dungeons)]
'creative' rob though, a bit of spite in his thoughts
and, as if to get revenge on him, the wheel spun ever so slightly landing, . . . on Dearth
". . ."
". . ."
even god was a little speechless, however, he quickly recovered "congratulations young one" the hearty voice once again sounded out, a bit of surprise in his tone
"you are going to dearth!" the hearty voice said, but, as if enjoying Robs' plight, immediately spoke again " the next wheel is, drumroll please, Races!" and, as if answering to the word 'races,' a new wheel replaced the old one, this one with only 3 sides, with, of course, a big neon sign saying [the all-powerful, all-knowing gods, great Dearth race wheel!!!]
[Human]
[Monster]
[Dungeon Maker]
'what's a dungeon maker' rob thought
"What an excellent question young man" the voice continued "I have no clue"
now rob really REALLY wanted to punch this voice 'all-knowing my a*s' however, when he looked back at the wheel 'all knowing' was no longer there
"if you're mean to me one more time young man I'm taking [Human] off the wheel"
immediately rob said 'just spin the damn wheel already'
without replying, the 'race wheel' shot into an incredibly fast spin, turning into a blur of red, green, and blue
as the wheel slowed down rob saw the options again
[Monster]
[Dungeon maker]
[Human]
[Monster]
and with a silent halt
[Dungeon Maker]