1 Yada yada, another world
Note: for some bullshit reason the action tag doesn't exist for female leads, almost went with a dude, but was like, "fuck it, I'm girl, its what i know how to write", so enjoy for nice poorly written R18 and other not R18 shit :3 anyshit, on with this shitty isekai
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I'm on the spectrum of average and popular, I'm by no means bad looking, I'm also not very self conscious so i could probably call myself pretty or cute with some sense of certainty. My most unique trait was that i watch anime in middle school, so imagine my surprise when thats what everyone else did.
But that changed the second i woke up from a strange dream and found myself in another world. I looked at my surroundings and i was in the center of a room, filled with either wasted, tired, overly excited, or just scared people.
honestly i didnt listen to most of the speal from the usual princess and king, mainly cause i was tired as hell, and it was just your normal fantasy world BS, they forced us into their world to slay a demon king cause they either cant be bothered, or their to dumb to figure it out, it works like the usual RPG, except we got unique title granted on my proficiencies.
honestly i dont give a shit, my thoughts are mainly about all the animal ear'd girls! That's all i want outta this world, animal ear girls, i dont give a shit about the rest.
"for your first assignment!" The king bellows in a commanding tone "train up to grant more experience to yourselves! I will give you a week to learn your skills and proficiency's and work yourself around that" once he finishes his sentence, he waves us off and we promptly leave, i look at my past dorm mates, some had boys over, some had their boyfriends, so it appears we have the usual half male half female aspect
once i walk out of the building the usual system opens up and gives me a quest, Ive seen it before, a quest to reach a certain level, unknown reward, yada yada
"status window" i say mostly in a bored manner, I'm going to skip the exact stats, but once i get to my title and class i lose it "what!? What the fuck!?"
[title: true masochist: grants several damage resister and regeneration skills unique to the owner of this title +1 special skill]
The person who designed this system is a fucking creep, its not wrong, but i hate that its not wrong, looking at my skills and from the reactions of the other people, most got a cheat skill of some sort
[go as far as you want: as physical damage is easily healed (instant kills result in death)]
dismissing the skill name, its pretty good
[im ready for anything: resists all mental trauma/damage regarding pain]
this probably is a fail safe to keep me from losing my mind, looking at the third skill its definitely a cheat skill, just a fucking wacky as hell one
[teach me a lesson master: after having a night with a person of your choosing, you may copy one other their skills (skills that rely on body parts will be assisted with one of your skills)]
oh, i missed one- yes.
[a body ready for everything: you may shift your body to your liking (cannot make drastic changes if you dont have a skill that requires the change)]
heh…heheh… fuck yes. Fuck. Yes.
ok, now onto my class
[tamer: you may tame non human creatures (yes that means human-like creatures, you creep) and fight with them in battle with great synergy (yes we have modified the class to synergies with you title, weirdo)]
didn't need the comments, but anyways, i also have a couple other skills
[submitting aura: others around you will find you meak and helpless (while this is a normal skill it fit well with your title, it will have a boost in drawing in tougher more dom inclined people)]
so whoever works this world probably edited skills to fit all of us, noted
[charm (cute style):do something seductive and/or cute to charm an individual]
and thats all, I'm not going to look over my stats to much, now onto task one, find an inn
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i dont know why but one of the dudes from my dorm seem to be following me, he's maybe about 6 foot, decently bulky, from what i remember, sorta dumb ehhhhhhhhh, 3/10, i quickly turn into a bar, foreign language fills the air then stops as everyone turns to look at me.
for a moment I'm curious as to why their all staring, then i realize my attire, I'm in my jams, short shorts and a fucking tank top, both with popsicle designs on them
[skill aquired: resistance to social embarrassment]
the feeling of embarrassment fades as i calmly sit down at a empty table
eventually a bartender(?) server(?) approaches me
"hey girl, are you even old enough to be here?"
damnit… I'm around 4'9" so pretty short compared to everyone here and then theres a skill i didnt mention
[youthful appearance: you are unable to physically age]
ive already tried to change my height to no avail
"i am, im 21" i say coldly, one of my sore spots is my look and height
"As long as we aren't reported we're good" the server states "what would you like to drink?"
i think for a second "uhm, a beer would be nice" i smile at the server
"yes ma'am, confirming purchase" he stands in place holding his clipboard to his stomache
a window from the system appears in front of me
[medium beer: 100 GP]
i look at my GP count at 1,000 and click the buy button, i assume all shops are like this
the server walks off as a beer materializes out of thin air, i grab it with both hands and chug it to around halfway done "Pwaaahhhh~!"
[charm used: 56 charmed]
wait wut
