4.Ninja Academy and Uchiha Itachi!

- Hi everyone, it's me again. It's been 4 years since Kurama and I became friends! And I'm 9 years old now, even though I look like I'm 11. What's the news? My correspondent Kurama-Kyubi will answer you, but Yoko. We're listening, Kurama.

- I won't say anything!

- Come on Kurama, please, please, please, please, please!!!!!!!

- Idiocy! Oh, okay extortionist! S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-swim correspondent Kurr-rum-ma.....

- Hey, Kurama! Honey, be confident and don't mumble. Or I won't give you the sushi you love so much!

- YOU! You! You! You're a Tyrant, how can you be so cruel to a little, weak girl?! ????

- Bazinga! Don't overdo it. Come on, I believe in you!

- I wonder who you're telling all this to, huh?

- Oh, so the Gods are watching me! They must have a divine cinema where they watch us!

Only when I let them! Ha ha.

- Okay. Okay. Ahem. This is Correspondent Kurama! And now I'm in the middle of something! I've already read the manga and watched the Naruto anime. So we're getting ready for the key moments in the canon! By the way! There was a parade today because we made peace with the Village of Hidden Cloud and their ambassadors came!

In the meantime, Thil has increased his Superman strength to 60%, if he wants to, he can smash Hokage Mountain into splinters (I'm shocked myself)! He's already learned Rassengan, Rassen-Suriken, other types of them, and even added Void and Reatsu power to them in just 5 days!!! That's what a super brain and full control of almost infinite Chakra and a huge supply of Reatsu does! Tilya has been in Ninja Academy for 2 years now. Now we'll show you a snippet from memory of how it happened!

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FLASHBACK!

I was approaching the entrance to the Academy, arguing with Kurama about which opening was better!

I said hello to the girls and entered the classroom.

There I sat in the very last row, next to the window, and started looking at the clouds. After a few minutes, a guy with pineapple hair sat down next to me and said hello.

Shikamaru! There was longing and laziness in his emotions. And there were clouds in his thoughts. Yep, the legendary laziness of the Nara clan.....

Here comes Iruka-sensei and the introductions begin.

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Some I let slip past my ears and some I listened to carefully.

О! Choji was called.

- My *crum* name is *crum* Akimichi *crum* Choji! Nice to *crum* nibble... meet you! - Ha, he meant to say "nibble!" Typical Choji.

- Next!

- Shino Aburama, me! Nice to meet you, me! - Pfft, don't laugh! Stop laughing, Kurama. I'm not giggling! I just can't sneeze. Did Yoda really bite him?

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- Hello, I'm Yamanaka Ino, nice to meet you! I love my family, friends and flowers. And I don't like it when people pick on us.

You do..." A short glance in my direction.

- Kind and strong guys. - Hoo, well, thank you! Don't be jealous, Kurama!

Of course I feel everything, or have you forgotten that I'm an empath? Looks like they're introducing the guys by the numbers, I got 14 out of 26.

- Haruno Sakura! I love my girlfriends and don't want to lose to them! I like it when Sakura blooms. Specialization: medic! - Hmm, not bad, she already had potential, and in this world she's been in the medics clan since birth!

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- Hinata Hyuga. Nice to meet you! - And a Hyuga-style bow.

- I love to train and want to get stronger so I can one day be there for the one I owe. - Wow, I didn't see that coming!

Yes, Kurama, this is a breakthrough, this isn't the quiet and soft Hinata like in canon. She's collected and not even shy. Yes, Kurama, she could be the second Unohana Retsu with her soft and intimidating smile.

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- Hi everyone, I'm Naruko Namikaze. I love my sister and training. I want to surpass my father. - Hmm, my sister is good, she's already developing her tenketsu and learning fuin from Kushina.

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- Uchiha Satsuki. What I love is none of your business. And the dream of surpassing your sister! - And sat down...

A real "Tsundere" with a sister complex!

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- Inuzuka Kiba. I love training. Dreaming of having my own Ninkin!

- Ugh, this is so stressful. Shikamaru Nara..." and sat down again.

That hump can't be fixed, not even by the grave!

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Oh, now it's my turn.

- Hello! My name is Uzumaki Tilla! I like working out, eating well, playing shogi, and looking at clouds! I don't like it... When I'm accused of doing nothing and when ungrateful people who were saved whisper behind my back! I hope you won't believe any rumors! - Gina Ichimaru style smile!

I open my eyes a little, see what effect the golden eye has had, and sit back down.

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- Are you into shogi? - Shikamaru asked.

- Yes, you seem to be Shikamaru too. - he nodded.

- Yeah, I play with my dad and my uncle. Don't you want to play a game with me?

- Sure! That would be great, because classes are boring, and I don't mind playing something afterwards!

- Okay, then I'll bring it tomorrow, and we'll play then.

After that, the introductions ended, and Choji came up to us.

- Tilya, this is Choji, my friend.

- It's nice to meet you!

And so the weekdays at the academy went on! Beating Kiba, competing with Satsuki, me and Naruko. And over embarrassment and paying attention to girls.

THE END.

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- That's it. Teal Uzumaki will tell you the rest!

- Well done, Kurama! Ahem.

I'm practicing in the woods now.

I've been training here for a year now, and after a few months I'm being watched!

Turns out it was Danzo who ordered Uchiha Itachi to follow me.

She's sitting behind the bushes right now, silently:

- "What's he been doing there for months?"

I found this out thanks to walking into Grandpa III's office one day, and Danzo and the elders were sitting at the table in front of him!

I apologized and walked out, but before I did so I left a few thousand shimba cells on each of them.

I practiced this many times, planting cages, every passing ninja and watching them.

I had to do this many times, and I had to do it with my most powerful brain (if you don't praise yourself, no one will!), because it is too difficult or even impossible for an ordinary brain to divide the consciousness into several dozens of parts.

And I also planted cells on my acquaintances and clan leaders, so now I know everything in the village and can find out which of my acquaintances are in danger.

- So let the show begin! And which one, you'll find out soon enough, Kurama.

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Itachi's POV.

It was a beautiful morning.

I was going to do some training with Satsuki, but the elders summoned me and ordered me to follow a kid.

Ugh, I don't like those old men who only care about themselves.

All right, that's enough of that. I'm going on leave, or even to teach at the Academy!

I followed this boy to the edge of the forest, where he stopped.

A flash of light! And a white and large musical instrument appeared in front of him and he began to play.

It was so mesmerizing. I had listened to music more than once, but this was beyond amazing. I listened with my eyes closed.

And in my subconscious, standing in the middle of a hundred colors, a red-haired tall and handsome guy dressed in a black suit with a bowtie was playing.

As he raised the notes, the butterflies that surrounded him flew away and circled around him.

And when I opened my eyes, it was the same, the butterflies swirling and dancing around him, only there were fewer flowers. I involuntarily walked forward, succumbing to the music.

The boy opened his eyes slightly and saw me, but he didn't stop playing, and his fingers fluttered over the white buttons of the instrument. He played for another minute and then finished.

END.

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- "What is this music, Tila? It's so beautiful and mesmerizing. Even this Uchiha appreciated it, and why, when you play it, do butterflies dance above you? And moreover, where did you get that thing?" - Kurama asked.

- "It's music from my homeland: River Flows In You! It's one of my favorite pieces!" - I said mentally, continuing to play.

When Itachi squeezed her eyes shut, she fell under my genjutsu and in her subconscious imagined me playing in the clearing.

There are hundreds of flowers around me, and I'm in a black tuxedo playing the piano. I turned the ring I had on my ring finger into a piano.

Yes, Kurama, that ring was given to me by the Eternal Lady. I told you about the properties of the Deathly Hallows.

Yeah. I looked up what Itachi represented, and used the simba to turn the clothes into what they represented. The flowers were in the clearing anyway, and the butterflies were dancing on their own, I had nothing to do with that!

Oh, look Itachi came out to me. I'm just about finished.

- Well hello, Itachi-san. - I said, standing up and bowing slightly.

Itachi came out of her stupor and finally understood what I'd said.

- How do you know who I am?" the worried Uchiha asked.

- I guessed. After all, you are the youngest Anbu in Konoha. And you have just confirmed my words.

- Hmm...

- Don't worry, Itachi-san. I know you were sent to follow me. No, I didn't read your mind. It's just that if there's an Anbu around, that means they're watching me.

- Ahem...

- Would you like some tea? I don't mind you following me. I'm just here practicing and having picnics, because my exams are coming up. You can come to the picnics, and it will be nice for me to sit in the company of a beautiful girl! - I said.

Hahaha, this was the third time she was in a stupor. And she was a little confused by her emotions, although outwardly you can't see anything. It seems that no one complimented her, seeing only the heiress of the strongest clan, and the guys were afraid of her strength.

- Em well. - Itachi somehow tentatively accepted the tea from my hands and began to drink it.

- It tastes so good! - Uchiha said.

- Yes, it's good tea.

- What kind of instrument is it?

- It's a piano. I'm practicing and learning to play it like a pro!

- But you're pretty good at it!

- Thanks, but that's not enough. I have to watch my fingers when I play, and the real pros have made playing the instrument automatic! I aspire to be a pro.

- But aren't you a ninja?

- Yes, I'm a ninja! But sometimes you need something to distract yourself from your work, and then you get to it with renewed vigor! I relax when I play something. What about you, Itachi-san?

- Me? I-I n-no... I-I don't have any...

- Hmm, we can find it! Even the Hokage relaxes sometimes.

- What about him?

- The Hokage? Doesn't he have a crystal ball? So he smokes a pipe and peeks at girls in hot springs.

- Ha-ha-ha. You're funny, Tilla-kun," Itachi said, smiling sincerely. And there's fun in emotion.

- That can't be! He's a Hokage, not a pervert.

- No, Itachi-san, I'm serious. If you don't believe me, let's bet!

- Let's do it. On what?

- Hmmm... Come on, if I win, you cook dinner for me!

- I'll do it. I'll do it. But if I win, you play the piano again, that music. But I'll bring my friend here!

- Okay. But if you asked, I'd play it without winning the bet.

- I'll take you at your word.

- Well, come on, I'll show you the true face of the Hokage!

- Let's go.

So we headed to the Hokage's residence, talking about nothing on the way.

When we entered Hokage's office, he was smoking a pipe and thinking about something.

- Come in.

He was surprised that I came with Itachi, but Itachi herself only bowed and watched me.

- What's wrong, Tila-kun?

I looked at him seriously, and after a while I said:

- I wanted to show you something very important and show someone's true face to someone! If you don't mind...

Grandpa tensed up.

- Show me! - He said cautiously.

- "What happened? Tila always called me Grandpa. Did he really find out? But who could have told him? There's something wrong here!" - he thought.

- You said it yourself.

I folded the seals and shouted in my mind:

- "Seduction Technique."

Poof, and through the smoke, under surprised stares appeared a naked girl with gorgeous forms and scarlet hair covering her most intimate places.

I chose Rias Gremory.

After all, here, Naruko is an exact copy of Naruto's technique, so she wouldn't be rolling.

Itachi immediately blushed and touched her voluminous breasts, but not as big as Rias's.

And the Hokage had a drop of blood coming out of his nose when he saw the girl. But I decided to finish him off.

- Hiruzen-samaaaaah, poh-jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! - said the girl, bending and rocking her breasts a little.

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Itachi grabbed his cheeks. And the Hokage had a wave of blood coming out of his nose, and he leaned back and passed out.

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I dispelled the technique and in the blink of an eye, found myself near Itachi, picked her up in my arms like a princess and jumped out the window of the Hokage residence into the street.

I purposely flew slowly so that Itachi would feel the atmosphere.

I looked into the blushing Itachi's eyes and empathized with her feelings.

I also took her DNA. When I landed slowly in the Uchiha Clan's territory, I wanted to put the girl on the ground, but Itachi put her head on my shoulder and wouldn't let me go, looking directly into my eyes.

Slowly moving closer to my ear, I whispered.

- Princess, you lost an argument with me, so I'll expect you and your friend for lunch in two days at the same place.

Itachi finally came to her senses and jumped three meters away from me, red as a neon sign.

- D-d-d-d-d-d-d! FUCK!!!!! - she shouted and ran off into the mansion. I waved at her with a smile.

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Itachi's POV.

What was that? My heart was beating so hard... He looked into my eyes and lifted me up like a princess. He came closer to my face. I thought he was about to kiss me...

I wanted to pull away, but instead, I just pressed tighter against him. Tila came closer and said words in my ear, breathing hotly. But I pulled myself together and pulled away. I could feel my face burning.

And he smirked, pleased with my reaction. I shouted "fool" and ran away. My lauded cold-bloodedness was gone in an instant. Before I knew it, I was back home.

Mom and Satsuki were at home.

- Sister, why are you so red? - Satsuki asked in surprise. I involuntarily remembered what happened and blushed again.

- Here we go again. Maybe you're sick? - I was a little sister, and my mother quickly understood.

- God! God! Did Itachi find a boyfriend? - She asked in surprise.

- I'm so proud of you. Because I thought you were so cold and strong no one would marry you and I wouldn't be able to babysit my grandchildren. - Mikoto clutched her cheeks.

- He's not my boyfriend!!! We just met today! - Itachi snapped into a scream.

- No way! So it's love at first sight!!! How romantic! - Mother clutched at her heart.

- Sister found a boyfriend faster than I did? That can't be! Is tomorrow really the end of the world? - Satsuki pretended to be surprised.

- S-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z! I'm going to my place! - Itachi ran away as red as a cancer.

- At least tell me who it was! - Mikoto shouted, but her daughter couldn't hear her anymore.

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I couldn't sleep all night because of that... Uzumaki. Thinking about him, I... I wish the day after tomorrow... STOP! Itachi, don't give in to his animal magnetism. His golden eyes that look into your soul. His sweet and charming smile.....

Okay. ENOUGH!!! All to bed!!!

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The next morning.

I still couldn't sleep...

- Itachi, didn't you sleep well? - Mother asked.

- Aah! Did you spend the whole night thinking about him and doing naughty things to yourself?

- What kind of things? - Satsuki asked.

- Nothing! That's it Mom, thanks for breakfast. I'm off!

- Tell him I said hi!!! - Mother waved.

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