1 Praise the almighty truck
Well, I'm dead, That was fast, 22 years old not a very long life but not a bad one either, I am quite proud of the fact that I dodged truck-Kun, but unfortunately, the streetlamp that he hit did the job for him you really can't escape truck-Kun huh.
And now here I am in a void, no feelings on my body, no body at all, just my mind for god knows how long, I am quite surprised I'm not insane, or maybe I am, I'm talking to myself, after all, so this is it, just me, myself and my regrets on not have lived my life in another way for eterni... nope there's the light.
"H.E.L.L.O.T.H.E.R.E" I heard echoing in my mind.
"General Kenobi" I answer, It was automatic okay.
And then for the first time since I arrived in this void, I heard something, a laugh and hey, I have my body back, and Ewan McGregor is in front of me now, in Jedi robes, this is getting out of hand.
"I always knew you're Jesus," I say to the newly arrived.
"No, but it was a valid guess" he answered with mirth.
"The devil then, well fuck me".
"Once again wrong, I'm not an entity that you or any human knows, so don't bother to keep guessing, I'm just here to send you on your way."
"To where exactly, if you don't mind me asking," I say cautiously.
"I'm sending you to your next life, in another world, more specifically Planetos." he says in a calm voice.
"YES, isekaied motherfucker! Praise the almighty truck, wait a minute, Planetos? FUCK, do I get any power, or will just be old me in another world?"
I ask anxiously, GOT world is dangerous if you don't get any advantage, and how I am right now I will be dead two days in the new life.
"Of course you get something, I know for a fact that you are a D&D player, so we will be making you a character sheet of sorts," he says.
"But first I want you to decide when you will be arriving in planetos, your options are, the Age of Heroes, the Dance of Dragons, and the Greyjoy Rebellion." he listed, okay let's think about it.
Well, the age of heroes sounds like a bad idea because everybody was kind of overpowered over there, you know building giant fucking ice walls, fighting the white walkers, sea dragons, and shit. I shake my head, nah I am good.
Everybody was more than an average human, I prefer an era where I can thrive with my power and not be one more brick in the wall besides there is a lot of information that I don't have about the time.
The dance, well, fucking dragons everywhere, I don't know how magic will work on the dragons of Planetos, can they take a lot of punishment like the D&D counterparts? I know they are dumber but better avoid them just in case, and the general information problem again since I only saw the house of the dragon.
The Greyjoy rebellion, on the other hand, is on more familiar territory, more or less, there will be characters that I know, and I know how they act and think a little bit.
I can put myself in a very good position if I help to fight off the rebellion, and depending on the amount of power I receive, it will be without much danger to my person after all the biggest concern would be Euron and he's not that problematic to deal at this time specifically, I hope so at least.
"Well, Kenobi I will be going to the Greyjoy rebellion," I say to the Jedi.
"It's decided then, now we shall select your race," he said back.
"Like the wingmen, giants, and the child of the forest or D&D races?"
"Your appearance is yet to be decided but you will have to be human, the features you will have will be taken from a D&D race," he explained.
"So if I take a high elf, I won't sleep, and will have elf weapon training and an extra cantrip right?" I asked.
"You will also see in the dark and father thanks to your keen senses and dark vision, magics will have a harder time enchanting you, and it is impossible to put you to sleep but you can be knocked out." he lectured.
"That's so fucking cool man, do you need me to start a cult for you there, because I will". I say with joy.
"The sentiment is appreciated but I don't require the adoration or attention of mortals, so which race will be your chosen one," he says.
"How much time do I have to decide and can I have a book with all races?" I ask him
"Time has no meaning here, there you go," he says and points to a table that appeared out of nowhere floating in the void with a book on it.
I take the book and look at it the compendium of races and spells "Let's do this" I think.
Some time passes or not, I really can't tell here, I choose a Warforged the envoy subrace.
So basically, I don't need to eat, drink, or breathe and I am immune to disease.
I don't need sleep and it is harder to poison me, which is very, very important in this world
I can speak Valyrian high and low as my chosen languages which is a steal because low Valyrian is like ten languages, one for each colony of the Valyrian Freehold I believe.
I can't be as resistant as Warforged because I am a human with the features of a Warforged so no metal body but that is okay, Armor is a thing, and I am not restricted by D&D rules so I can use it.
I will be proficient in painting by my tool choice because there is no way I will be able to draw a magic circle anywhere with my ability.
"I have chosen Ben, I chose.." I started saying but he interrupted.
"I'm aware of your choice there is no need to say it, now you shall select your class and roll this die," he says and shows me a d4.
"Well I will be a magic caster obviously, but I can't decide which one," I say to the entity in front of me while I roll the dice. it was a 2, huh average.
"As a caster, you will have access to a limited number of spells you can cast a day and while will be able to choose your spells from any class."
Not all of them will be available for example revivify and other spells of the kind are not an option to you, for only the most devout followers of R'hllor have access to them."
The dice you rolled were the number of "cheat" spells that you have, You will be able to cast them like cantrips, at will and with no limitations but they must be under 5th level." he lectured in a calm voice. I think for a while and say.
"Well is the Game of Thrones so Detect Thoughts and Telekinesis because is discreet and to make a tribute to a certain Jedi but since I will be casting every ten minutes Telekinesis can I have like always active and affect more than one creature?" I ask a certain Jedi.
"Yes, but I will have to change the effective area from 18m(60ft) to 10m(32ft), now Choose your class," he said
"I will be a druid because turning into animals is so fun and it's an easy way to escape from any situation, Just turn into a bird and fly away or a rat and hide in the wild, besides the espionage potential," I explain my decision.
"There is no need for explanations, Very well, roll these dice now" he gave me a d10 and d8.
"Come on give me that high score," I said as I rolled the d10. It was an 8.
"That is the number of cantrips that you have, The book I gave you has the list, choose from the ones written in it".
And that I did and they were Thaumaturgy, Spare the Dying, Message, Gust, Dancing Lights, Fire Bolt, Druidcraft, and Control Flames. time for the d8.
"I'm feeling now, give me the crit!" and a crit I received 8 was the result.
"Congratulations, that is the number of spells you have, they must be under 5th level as explained before."
"Huh disguise self it's not on the list... oh right, god of many faces, well I will pick."
Find Familiar, Guiding Bolt, Spiritual Weapon, Polymorph, Wall of Fire, Teleportation Circle, Silent Image, and Fabricate.
"Now I have an offer to you a trade if you will, a druid can shapeshift into an animal two times a day, in your case for an hour each." I nod and he continues.
To define the number of your spell slots I will have you roll a d20, but if you wish, I will change this d20 into a d12, which will decrease the number of spell slots you can possibly get.
In exchange for that, I will have you roll a 1d10 for how long you can stay transformed as an animal, and 1d8 for the number of times you can transform." he offered
"Okay, but is there any way for me to increase my spell slots or learn new spells?" I ask
"Excellent question, You will receive new boons of magic when you enter places of great powerful magic, the more powerful the place bigger the boon will be," explained him
"Like the Wall and Valyria?" I inquire
"Precisely."
"In that case, I will take your trade, the dice please". he gave me the dice and I rolled.
In the d12 it was 11, for 11 spell slots.
For the d10 was 5, five hours I could stay in animal form.
And the last dice was 8, 8 transformations a day.
"Hell yeah man look at these numbers!" I scream into the void
"Once again congratulations on your dice, Remember that you can only turn into animals you have already seen, and now to finish we will mold your new body,"
As he said that a clone of my body showed up beside him.
"Ok let's at least look noble so a tall boi 1.93m(6′ 4)." The clone starts to stretch and grow until it reaches my parameters.
Oh nice, make lean and have some muscle, yeah toned but not buff," The muscles start to get more apparent and firm.
"Ahem can you make my wand into a staff, please," the bulge in the trousers gets bigger" Thank you.
"Oh, Give a shoulder-length fire red hair," the once short black hair grows and changes colour.
Okay, this is getting quite good, Slap some beard in that face and make it more masculine," the jawline gets more evident and a beard grows in the place of the shallow one, nice.
Now for the eyes, how about greenish blue, yeah real magical eyes, ok, this dude looks fine as fuck!" I exclaim.
"That's you now " I hear that and now I'm in another body.
It's kind of weird, like now I have more reach, more muscle, more everything really.
I am dressed in a long black fitted coat that goes almost to my heels with silver embroidery and lined with a red-gold Damascus, dark long shiny boots and I have a satchel with me as well.
"The clothes and the satchel are the only magical items you will receive, the clothes regenerate, they never get dirty, and always look pristine, inside of the satchel is the size of a chest and can't be stolen from you for it always comes back, choose a symbol and a motto.
I stop and think well I think I know what symbol will represent magic in Westeros from now on.
"I chose a white owl in a field of black and three white stars above" I stop and think.
"Light in the darkness." As I say that the symbol appears in the satchel and a ring with the words of the symbol in my finger.
"That is your arcane focus Without him casting spells will be difficult don't lose it," he pauses for a moment and then continues
"It was a pleasure to help you I hope you live the life you wished for, farewell."
"Wait, thank you..." I'm walking down a mud path in the middle of a green forest.
"ah shit, here we go."
