TOMBOYS ARE HOT

     I looked at sasuke "nah, it's what's next to it that we're here for. Sasuke realised that nextdoor was a forgery and finally understood My reasoning. We entered to a strong stench of sweat and Iron.

     We were greeted by a very athletic looking woman with short hair. She gazed upon us smoothly "What can I help you boys with". I simply smirked and said to her "Preferably your number for later, but other then that we would like matching swords."

     The woman blushed as she wrote down the orders and we described our preferred outcomes. Sasuke was talking about how it needs a system...a sage system. The blacksmith replied that that would take quite a long time, so you know what I did? I told her that "what a coincidence I take a long time to cum, but I bet you could change that". 

     Sasuke spat his drink out from laughter, and the woman's face became highly flustered as she attempted to ignore my attempts. As we were leaving the store I shook her hand and felt as she slipped a piece of parchment into my palm, "I guess she liked my advances" Sasuke grabbed my shoulder "dang dude you were smooth today, but why you into her? She isn't even that feminine." 

     I scoffed "You don't seem to understand just how sexy animated tomboys are" he looked confused "animated?" . I simply kept walking "don't worry about it, and at least now we are going to have matching swords to go along with the new whip. 

     Sasuke chuckled in agreement, "Speaking of which I have to tell you something. *he takes a deep breath of air as he sat down into the car* I was visited, and nearly kidnapped by Someone called orochimaru last night. He gave me this curse mark, and he told me his subordinates will come to subdue me tonight.

     I simply kept driving and said "don't worry, I can purify that mark from a chakra Extraction jutsu I made. And with that you won't have any adverse effects from orochimaru." Sasuke's face lit up with delight. 

     As he suddenly looked down "I have a confession. *Sasuke takes a deep breath, his face turning red" I-I'm not who you think I am…..