029: Playing with a troll.

A.N Yo guys. Ima start off with an apology. I was going to start a new upload schedule where i update this and then Monkey king and so on and so forth. But, some shit happened, and i got grounded. I was not allowed to use my phone or laptop so i was unable to inform yall. I will try to get back to a normal upload schedule but right now i'm on thin ice, and one misstep will lead me back into the loneliness and boredom that is being grounded. Thanks for being patient with me. By the way this chapter will be a little short. Instead of the usual 1200-2000 it will be around 800-1000 words as i'm not currently supposed to be on my laptop as its late. And i'm supposed to be asleep because "You're still somewhat grounded"

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Past: I see Kuro sneak off. Alright then, he's going to take care of the problem which means everyone is safe.

Present:

"Ssshh, be vewy quiet. I'm huntin wabbit- i mean trolls."

I peek my head out from the corner i'm standing behind. There the big lug is, i also see harry and ron staring at it with frightful eyes full of terror.

The plan was to sneak my way to the troll and get the drop on it, but I accidentally let my thoughts slip out,

"You're an ugly cunt aren't ya?" I say with Steve Irwin's voice. (total god by the way)

It rears its ugly head back to look at me. I think it understood me as it looks rather angry. Could just be anger from its little tussle with harry and ron.

I look at them and give a goofy smile. "Hi guys! Its a bit rainy in here isn't it?" I say as the sink is spewing out water.

The troll tries to slam me with its club, but a quick side-step fixes that. I jump on the club and walk up it. Trolly is trying to swing me off the club but i'm somehow sticking to it. *Wink* *Wink*

Meanwhile ron and harry are trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.

"Don't just stand there stupid! Take hermione and leave! Alert the teachers to my whereabouts, and ill keep it busy.

The troll tries to hit me with its second hand but i duck under it and continue sticking to its club.

Harry, ron, and hermione run out of the bathroom, the troll notices them but is currently occupied with me.

*Thwack!* I give it a good kick to the nose. "RRUOUGHH!" It yells in pain while grabbing its (now) bleeding nose. I notice the professors run into the bathroom. Meanwhile i'm just laughing while dodging the troll's futile attempts at hitting me.

"Oh professors! You're here! Good I can leave this to you!" i say as i backflip off the trolls club and over the professors. I start walking away before McGonagall grabs my shoulder. "What were you thinking! You could have died! We told you to go back to your dorms!"

Huh, McGonagall seems angry. "Sorry Professor, I remember that hermione was upset, and had been crying in the girls bathroom. So after the troll was announced i figured i should tell her."

McGonagall takes a deep breath. "Five Points from Ravenclaw for disobeying orders. 10 Points to Ravenclaw for caring about your friends. Go back to your dorm kuro. Now!"

"Yes Ma'am!" Alright, time to skedaddle. I rush off back to the ravenclaw dorms.

I sneak into my room to avoid alerting the other students, as there is a couple goody-two shoes who'll report the slightest infraction of the rules.

I walk into my room and see omori laying on my bed.

(A.N yo i'm changing omonari's name to be Omori as omonari doesn't have the catch it used to. It now just sounds kinda clunky and annoying)

'Hi Omori'

She just makes a small purr in response. I put my headphones on and listen to some calm/pop tunes to put myself to sleep. I gently pick omori up and lay her on my chest.

(A.N listening to Sam smith, la la la but a lofi version)

--The next day.--

I walk into the great hall and i can hear murmurs about me "Defeating" the troll. Damn! That shit spread like wildfire on hot dry bushes. I knew it would get around and probably be exaggerated, but i didn't expect it to be talked about the very next morning.

This reminds me. I wanna go on some nightly escapades with gaara, luna, and kaguya, but to do that i need the marauders map.

I wonder how much Fred and George would sell it to me for? I'm not exactly a rich young master orphan, who has enough money to collapse the wizarding economy but i can pay around 100 galleons.

I need to find a time where i can talk to Fred and George.

--A couple hours later after a few classes.--

I see Fred and George walking down the hall

I walk next to the twins of mischief and look at them,

"I want the marauders map. How much would i have to pay you to get my hands on it?"

"50 galleons!" Fred says as George nods. I know the value of money in this world, it seems that they don't really want to part with the map but will for a high amount of money.

I walk into an empty classroom and pull out a pouch. After counting i hand them 50 galleons. They look at each other for a couple seconds before fred pulls out a parchment and hands it to me. "Pleasure doing business with you." They say cheekily and walk away. I pull out my wand.

"I solemnly swear i am up to no good." I say and watch in wonder as the map reveals itself. I wonder if they thought i didn't know the activation key. If i didn't i'm sure they would have charged me more for the password.

I fold the map back up and put it in my robes, heading to my next class.