First roll of the second season!!!

The person holding me was actually the red-headed bit--I mean Kushina Uzumaki. Hmm, that was weird... Anyway, I thought it was going to be Boruto's grandfather, because you know he was the one who sealed the fox, but I guess this works too.

"What a cute little thing." She coos as she cuddles me close to her chest. No idea what her trigger was but it's too late for me to figure it out. She has already fallen for me. Guess I can count another wife stolen from under the nose of the super suspecting husband.

The banana-headed cuck on the other hand?

[(K) Definition: Cuck - a weak or servile man(often used as a contemptuous term)]

Don't think I need to know that but thanks I guess.

"It just blew away the seal! It's more dangerous than anything." Is less than impressed and more suspicious of me. Though he brings up a good point.

If I did that to a seal made by one of the most overpowered aspects of Naruto then what would happen if I turned that power on a human being?

"Then it's a perfect companion for naruto! It's young, impressionable and it's strong too!" She exclaims while holding me out toward a hesitant Minato who just looks away.

"I'm not tryna babysit some stupid kid. (Bark!)"

"See! Even little Menma agrees!"

She already named me?

[Talk about Deja Vu.]

"I don't think it was agreeing with you." Minato replies.

I wasn't you dumbasses.

[Don't they have a giant 9 tailed fox to beat?]

I thought the same thing.

"We can discuss this matter later. For now, we have to repair the Kuuybi's seal before it can do any more damage to naruto." Minato says seriously before Kushina nods her head and puts me down behind them.

I kinda forgot that Naruto is dying right now as a giant fox tries to rip itself out of his stomach.

I wonder how he is doing? I mean it's gotta hurt right?

(-Meanwhile-)

"RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"GET LORD 3RD AND GET IN CONTACT WITH JIRAIYA-SAMA NOW!!!"

"THE KUUYBI IS GOING OUT OF CONTROL!!!"

"WHERE IS THE KUUYBI SUPPRESSION TEAM!?!?!"

"INCOMING!!!"

*BOOM*

"I NEED HEALING!!!"

"JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!!!"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

"LOOK OUT!!!"

*BOOM*

(-Back in the seal-)

...

Meh. It's probably fine.

"RRRRRAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Master roars loudly even madder than before as he charges at us in a blind rage. Seems seeing both Kushina and Minato triggered him to the point where he lost all thought and is acting on instinct.

[So... while they are fighting wanna roll for Gacha?]

Why not. Got nothing better to do. Besides, it's not like those filthy hairless apes will take long to stuff master back into his flesh prison.

[Huh. Guess that malevolent Chakra did more on you than I thought.]

The fuck are you talking about?

[(K) Answer: Malevolen-

[Summoning now!]

Don't ignore me you dumb robot!

[You have used 8 tickets on a Mass pull!!! Spinning the wheel...Spinning the wheel...Spinning the wheel...Complete! Congratulations! You have pulled the following!]

[A blue-ray version of Space Balls! uncommon Grade!]

[That's actually a pretty good movie. Old but good.]

Oi, just because I don't have all my memories doesn't mean I don't know garbage when I see it. Don't even think you can try and pull that shit on me.

[Tsk.]

[Colgate Toothpaste! Common Grade!]

Huh, I just noticed that I haven't actually brushed since I reincarnated. Hmm, I wonder if I have cavities or not yet, well it hasn't even been a week so I think I'm good for now. But then again, my teeth aren't actually bone but magic-whatever so maybe I'm worrying over nothing.

*BOOM*

Hearing an explosion I peek over and I see Kushina on the floor about to be chomped on by Master but before he can eat her Minato comes out of nowhere and punches Master in the face with a Rasengan blasting him away and saving her just in the nick of t time.

[Seems like your master is losing.]

Ok.

...

...

...

Anyway.

[The Flash season 7 on DVD! uncommon Grade!]

Wow, I just keep pulling more and more trash.

[Squirt Shot (Epic Grade) - Shoot out small beams of pure superheated energy from the tips of your paws, the damage is dependent on your own Mana stat but the maximum amount of shots isn't.]

Laser beams?

That's a decent skill to have actually. Something I can use for long-range attacks that won't terraform the earth, and based on the description I can constantly fire them off because it doesn't any mana. Though because my mana stat is at E I doubt it would do much damage.

[ORA! (Rare Grade) - Get right up in your Foe's face and start pummeling them over and over at high speeds while screaming ORA! This skill's damage is relative to STR + AGI X 2]

Hmm! I'm getting kinda excited with this draw. I got a mid-ranged skill that I can use without obliterating everything in my path, and this skill can be used if I ever find myself in a fist to paw fight.

I also feel like this is a reference of some kind. A bizarre kind.

I wonder what else I can get from this!

[A door! Common Grade!]

Goddammit.

[Kibble and bits! Common Grade!]

Fuck you.

*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

Ha! The gacha gods haven't forsaken me yet!

[Congratulations!!! You have received a God-Tier Grade Skill.]

[9 Tails Transformation - You have the ability to create up to 9 tails whenever needed with each tail upgrading all your stats by 1 rank, at the cost of heavy fatigue based on the number of tails used. Warning using all 9 tails will kill you unless you have revival items!]

Hmm, interesting. Heavy cost. But the boost that I get with each tail is insane. I'd assume that the strain on my body gets more intense with each tail I use if all 9 will kill me and...Wait a minute.

9 tails will put the current me at a base of C++ and if my math is correct then that's a...Carry the 2...Add 192...It's a 1536 boost in power?

That...doesn't seem right.

[No your math was correct. E -> E+ is a 3x boost, and E+ -> E++ is a 6x boost.]

But that would make E+++ a 9 right?

[No it's 12.]

So the power multiplication doubles with each rank?

[Yes.]

That's stupid.

[Why are you complaining about getting more power? Obviously, the skill would be strong it's God-Tier ranked.]

Uh, game balance obviously.

[...Are you dumb?]

"HELP ME YOU DUMB DOG!!!" Master roars out interrupting me and unintentionally uses a command seal at the same time. As the wave of Chakra washes over my body empowering me. My skills open a portal and my body leaps through landing on top of Masters's head.

[New quest!]

[Help your new master eliminate both threats to his freedom! Reward - 15 Crystal Code.]

At least there is an incentive for this. I look down and see both of these meatbags in front of us with golden chains waving around behind the two with master growling at them.

"Do something! You're my servant are you not?!" Master scolds.

Raising my paw up, still, under the seal, I activate squirt shot and shoot out 5 beams of energy toward the two who expertly dodge my attack, but Master waves his tails around and hits them back while they were mid-air. Not letting them get a break as they land on the ground I fire off more and more energy beams in rapid succession keeping them on their toes while Master starts charging up his super laser.

[It's called a tailed beast bomb.]

I don't care what it's called. If an attack looks like a super laser I'm calling it a super laser.

[You have no class.]

Bite my fluffy magic-made ass.

-To be continued! Season 2~