Chapter 15: The main character arrives!

A/N: Are portals a thing in fate? Cuz ion really know.

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"Join my great army!" Iskandar or rider while standing tall on his chariot offers loud and proud to all the servants who are now at the docks.

Everyone including the servants and masters just look at him like he's an idiot. Saber and Gilgamesh especially take issue with this offer as they were both kings in their legends, even though only one of their kingdoms went to ruin during their reign I'm not going to name any names on who did it better as they were both monarchs...It was Gil.

"As tempting your offer is rider, I'm forced to decline as only one man may hold the grail. And I shan't give it up to you rider." Lancer states as he rests his spears on his shoulder and glares ever so slightly at Iskandar.

"Rider! Did you interrupt our battle for something as trivial as this?!" She nearly shouts while pointing her blade at Rider who just seems confused as to why she is currently in an agitated state.

"Did I mention the mass amounts of gold we shall acquire in our conquest?"

""Shut up!"" Both Lancer and Saber shout at the same time, tired, for some reason, of Iskandar's glorious proposition.

"Hmm. What about the rest of you?!" Rider asks out in the open and even though it seems like he is talking to no one when in actuality he is speaking to the other servants who have yet to show themselves.

And in response to his question, Archer reveals himself standing atop a lamppost trying to seem important because his EGO is over 9000!

"Mongrel? Do you call upon my great name for this reason only?" Gilgamesh, the fucking prick speaks looking down both physically and metaphorically at all the servants he sees himself above.

"I extend my offer to all who would participate!"

"Ha! You would have me follow a barbarian such as yourself?" he smirks down at Iskandar with his arms folded.

"Well i-

Gil cuts him off like the asshole he is.

"Mongrel you dare? I belong to the heavens! Not on the ground with the lesser folk!" He insults the entire human race.

Saber takes offense to this.

Lancer takes slight offense to this.

El-Melloi is too pussy to take offense to this.

Waver is trying not to have a mental breakdown.

Irisviel is trying to keep her composure when surrounded by so many enemies.

Rider really doesn't care all that much.

Assassin is being emo as always.

Kiritsugu is doing...Fuck all, I don't know.

He is probably doing it with Maiya.

And Kiri?

Suddenly a blue portal opens up and catches everyone, even the so-called King of king's attention. Magic is no surprise to the servants but portals are something only high-tier magus or Caster is able to use so most assume that caster would be coming through this portal.

All is tense while they wait for Caster's entrance.

Who is it going to be? Who can use such high-tier magic?

And who would use it like this?

They don't know, but whoever it is would be powerful so everyone even Rider is slightly on edge. Well not Gil, he is still being an ass but is interested in the portal.

But.

"Woof!"

Kiri, the tiny 10-pound Russian bear dog leaps out of the portal instead.

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HA! you thought it was an enemy. But it was I Finsivaas tolkriaan finlein...Fuck that's a mouthful and then some. Why is my name so long?

"What the hell?" - El-melloi

"Kiri? What is he doing here?" - Saber

"Hahahahaha! Caster is this small pup?! Hahahaha!"

"I didn't see this skill when I checked where did it come from?" - Irisivel

"Caster is a small dog?" - Lancer

*Smirk intensifies*

"...What the hell is going on!?" - Waver

"..."

Hmm? Oh right. I guess I'm at the end.

[FUCK! WE MISSED IT!]

Chill out dude, remember the plan?

[Plan?...Oh!]

And you called me stupid.

[Shut up and speak bolt.]

Its Finsivaas tolkriaan finlein but whatever.

[New quest!!!!]

Wait I have quests too?

[Take out Lancer! Reward - 5 Gacha Tickets, 5 crystal codes]

Lancer is the one with the mole right?

[Dude is a walking harem disaster]

How is it a disaster?

[Because they all turn out to be Yandere's]

Damn, I kinda feel bad.

[Don't]

Why?

[Becuase in a few minutes you are going to blow him to bits]

That made it worse.

[Do you want the rewards?]

...

[That's what I thought]

Well, the least I can do is make it painless.

-TO BE CONTINUED