1 Waking up

'christ where the hell am I the last thing I remember is beating the shit out of these guys in that bar ' "YO KID… KID ANSWER ME, YOU PATHETIC HUMAN!". I heard some guy rambling in the background 'wait a minute who would call me a pathetic human, the greatest bar brawler humanity has ever seen who would do that and Woah! Why do I feel so light ' opening my eyes I noticed a man with white long hair and a pretty damn nice beard standing near to me" oh hello there who are you stranger" he answered " oh me, ah well... I'm just god " me replying "ah just god you say I see so uhm why am I here if I remember right I was beating up kids in a bar" " you see I'm sorry kid " ' the hell is this guy talking about sorry about what'

" did you steal my bike ?" "...what … why would I do that I'm literally god kid "." Riiiiight forgot about that … so uh about what are you sorry then mister god " I answered sarcastically " for killing you kid I might have slept in on my keyboard and pressed the key for killing a random human so yeah sorry kid I will even give you a gift I think you humans call that reincarnation or some bullshit like that. It doesn't exist actually at least not for normal humans and only for a selected group of people, so you will be able to live another life of boredom and devoid of reason that must make you pretty happy right?"

"uh, Nah can I just die like what do other people get when they die ?" " well most just end up in nothingness " " ah well hm sounds better if you ask me that bitch called life is like you said pretty boring I mean I filled mine with tons of bar fights was pretty fun at times but you know I feel like everything get's boring after some time so another life like that? Nah, fuck that ".

"Huh I see, you are bored I think I just got the thing for you, ever thought about what would happen if there was magic? Well, I guess I'll send you into a world where it exists and maybe you will become a bar brawler again but you'll have magic and use like telekinesis and shit and if you want to disappear so badly just call out to me and I can do that for you but not more I might save you from death once or twice but it will depend on if you're entertaining me enough and I see you as worthy time use".

"Yeah I'll take that old man I thank you for the chance of fun I will definitely blow your expectations and also uh don't let my cat die It's the only thing I love thanks".'This sounds like a decent chance Isaac don't give up too fast this time, well there is still the chance of becoming a magical bar brawler'.

"Alright, kid you ready? I don't care, to be honest, see you later and good luck you will need it at times young one". With that sentence, I was thrown into darkness.

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'yo damn it this feels weird it's so dark I wonder what happened I never thought about reincarnation or something similar, did I just pop into a body or did god create a new one for me well I don't care body is body let's just hope I get a decent family '.

Opening my eyes I noticed it was so dark because I had my eyes closed ' ah well could've thought of that eh let's see what we're working with, hmm my limbs are pretty small but long enough to come from a 11-year-old we'll go with that let's look around and maybe even find out if I got a decent family I sure hope so'. Opening the door he saw stairs which he went directly down to see a woman pass by ' hey maybe she's my mom yikes this will be weird '. " ma'am? " she peeked around the corner " yes Elijah do you need something? there will be dinner in a few minutes ".

'Jesus Elijah, they could give me any name but had to use Elija hm oh well guess it could be worse to all melvins out there feel mentioned'. "Are you my mom or do you know her?", "Elijah we're in an orphanage and no I sadly don't know your mother I wish I would, one evening I just found you out on the stairs in the cold". "Motherf*cker you have to be kidding me" I cursed silently.