not a creepy uncle

"Your highness, I didn't expect you to come here, and make those jokes, I ask once again, are you mentally stable?" the Captain said to the man who entered

The man laughed insanely "sanity will mean that I will be a serious king, that will be boring, I like fun" said the man who was the husband of a goddess and father of Ember "plus, I've missed my daughter" he said them turned to his daughter "and who's that?"

Ember blushed and quickly got off Shin, walking towards her father "that man is Shin, the reason I was on top of him was because I tripped, there was no ulterior motive and we weren't doing anything" she said, trying to explain herself to her father

"Really, aw I thought that you finally had a boyfriend" the man walked over to Shin, who now stood up, they both reeled their right hands back, curling them into fists as if ready to punch each other "WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Ember shouted at the two

The two launched their fists together, surprising everyone and making them worried, trying to jump into what was seemingly a fight, before being surprised as the two fists connected, making a fist pump, the two then used the same have they previously used to grab each others arms and slide them into a handshake, shaking for three seconds then stopping, and let go of the others hand, they quickly clapped and when their hands separated they did a back hand clap, then pulled each other into a hug and pat the other back

Everyone watching was speechless, it seemed as if the two were about to fight but they subverted their expectations by having a complicated handshake, they took time to process what happened, Shin and Embers father looked at them, waiting for them to get back to reality, and after some waiting, Embers father clapped his hands bringing the others back to the real world

"Well, now that you're all back to reality, let me introduce myself" Shin said "my name is Shin, and I and the brother of your king, Char" Shin said but char continued with "and not a creepy uncle" making both me, the author, and Shin himself laugh, even Sai, who's floating with me as I write this is laughing, and got what the title meant

"Wait, let's come to the real world, with me and Al for a bit, in the country of the immortal queen, you must be wondering something" Sai said, continuing with "what is char doing there, and he has a kid!?" Sai then looked at me to explain it

If you were wondering, is this the Char who's one of the three Gods, of you thought yes, well you're wrong, Char and Sai have responsibilities and rarely have any breaks, and they use the breaks to be lazy as hell, but then how could they be lazy, have low breaks, and raise a child while being a king, simple, they created clones of themselves, however none of the clones are perfect, as Char and Sai are both singularities, an example of a clone is Embers father version of Char, which instead of star pupils, he has crown pupils instead

You may be also wondering why they do this, you see they get bored like Shin, however they both thought of a way to cure the boredom while still doing everything they did earlier, by sharing sense's, and so, with both having the same plan, they created clones and connected them back to themselves, allowing the two God's to now share sense's with the clones, see all they see, and finally, have entertainment, and with that done the clones were sent away to different worlds

"One" Sai said, continuing where I left off "Don't call me a God, the title of God makes someone sound like he's above others, I don't believe that, I have my equals, and know that I am not a God, if I think about it, there are three people that can currently defeat me, and one more if you counted someone who's not even in existence or outside of it" Sai explained "second, Shin doesn't do that because he didn't even know we do that, we didn't tell him, and he doesn't feel like looking at the fourth wall to read this now either, so he doesn't know that Char isn't the same Char, however he's definitely gonna figure it out, thirdly I'm gonna be the narrator now and not Al" hey, we didn't agree to this, Stop it Sai, STOP IT, I WILL GET THE RUB- now that I am the author, I need to figure out my writing style, now back to Maga, the world Shin is in

Shin: let's go talk privately *he says to Char*

Char: sure, toodles everyone *he waves goodbye to everyone*

Everyone: *leaves the room after waving goodbye to Char and Shin*

Now those two were alone(A/N: with me realising that this style of writing is much better, but I'll let you decide in the comments) Shin asked Char what He had wondered since seeing him "Why have your eyes been closed this whole time?... and why are you here instead of taking care of your duties taking care of this omniverse?"

Char looked at him, and open his eyes to show Shin the crown in his pupil, Shin was surprised and about to attack the Char however stopped himself and let Char explain how there are multiple Char's in existence, since being more unlucky than others (A/N: how you have not killed Robert yet during the roleplay astounds me Char) Shin understood Char but was feeling like killing him for keeping something so important from him, but calmed down, knowing that it was useless

"Well, I guess we should go now, since I have nothing new to ask you" Shin told Char, but before he could leave Char told him "wait, I should probably explain the world we're in to you" hearing that Shin nodded

"First of all, there is probably something you have been wondering, how did you know how to open [status], [skills] and [inventory]?" Char said first, making Shin listen because he was wondering the same thing for a while

"You see, in this world, every intelligent creature has what I like to call instinctual knowledge, it's knowledge on how to do certain tasks, like walking, use skills, and as you probably guessed, open the menu screen, some other instinctual knowledge is the universal language, English, and racial language, like dragon tongue" Char informed, and then continued with "it has different types of God's, the racial God's, like the human God, Danny DeVito, elemental God's, like my wife, Aqua Sky, the law God's, like the God of time, Chrono, the embodiment Gods, like the God of beauty, and more that takes too long to say" Char said, then asked "you understand?" to which Shin nodded

"Alright, just so you know, there aren't any place where people worship God's, we just do it and they help us through life, must God's dying new if you worship another God, as they know that there is a reason, and will still help them, however evil God's exist and are dangerous, also the types God's can overlap, like the God of Time also embodies time, and the different types have different advantages, however the next part is really important" Char said, ending it seriously add making sure Shin doesn't miss a word "the ranking of God's, different God's have different ranks, from low, medium, high, and royal, those are the basic ranks, and they are determined by how much divinity a God has, and the note divinity a God has, the stronger they are, you may be wondering why I'm telling you this" Shin listened and nodded at the end, curious to why Char told him that