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A bored god's adventure trying not to be op but failing

The adventure of shin, the bored God in a world that's trying to make him op, but he's bored of having power and tries to nerf himself to earn it, let's see how things will go for him

ultimate_charizard · Fantasy
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31 Chs

everyone get in formation

/1 year later\

Four of the five Friends were outside a smithy, waiting for Neo to finish making them equipment

Kira was the most excited of them all, as a weapon lover, Vera was curious about how good her weapon would be, Shiro wanted to see how good and consistent Neo was in making the weapons, while Lea didn't expect much from someone her age

A whole letter everyone was bored, not expecting Neo to take as long as he was, they wondered why they thought weapon making would be fast, but as the one with most patience, Shiro convinced them to wait

After another hour passed, Kira was about to leave when he suddenly felt something about to hit him, he turned around and caught a sledgehammer, analysing it, he knew it was definitely powerful enough for him

The others also caught their weapons, Shins was a frisbee like shield, Vera's was a bow, and Lea was surprised by how good her rapier was

Meanwhile Neo was smirking while spinning a giant boomerang "did you like that, don't answer, I don't care"

"You could be ni-" Vera said, but was cut off

"Hush, no one cares, shut that mouth and admire my work" Neo told her, then walked ahead, and then said "are you gonna wait there all day or am I just gonna have to leave you behind?" 

Neo went ahead while everyone else followed him, they hated to admit it but the weapons were truly masterpieces

They all got food, and just hung out together, Neo made many enemies, almost tried to destroy the town but Shiro stopped him, and Kira became better friends with him

"Boys, what is the deal with them" Lea asked

"No idea, they just act like idiots and deal with the consequences later" Vera told her

They both some to each about how stupid males are, while the boys where just enjoying themselves, with Shiro stopping them from going to far, they knew live is short and they would enjoy what they have

They explored the city, even though they knew it decently, or in the boys case, extremely well, and since Shin was here he was able to fix up some flaws he found, and any area were the cities protection wore off, making it much safer, and better maintained

They had found out a few things about each other, first was that all of them had special titles, blessings, or skills

In Vera's case, she had the protection of spirits, that would aid her when she was in trouble, Lea had the protection of her kingdom, which she would be unable to die in as long as she was inside, Neo had the title of the Weapon God's attention, and although he wasn't a high ranking God he wasn't to be underestimated

Meanwhile the opposites had opposing blessings, one that protects, which is of course Shiro's, and one that brings unstoppable destruction, which is what makes Kira able to destroy things like dungeon floors so easily

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The five were in Shin's mansion, in the training room, Shin watched to make sure that they didn't mess up and harm each other, but he already knew that whatever they tried they would succeed

Shiro ran to the front, using his frisbee as a shield but being careful to not cover his eyes

Behind him was Neo, who this time wasn't being annoying or shouting insults, but getting ready to throw his boomerang

Then above them, was Lea flying, her rapier glowing red, and flame wings sprouting on her back

On top of her, stood proudly on her shoulders, was Kira, his excitement high, and amused by how ridiculous they must have looked

On the back, was Vera, holding her now and a clear green arrow on it, she looked up and her face looked annoyed, she knew she shouldn't have agreed to join them

Shin snapped his fingers and the arena opened up partially, and a platform with 10 Orcs rose, and charged to them

Immediately Kira jumped off, onto Shiro's Shield, the trusted tank launched Kira, aiming for the area were the most Orcs where

However as it was their first time doing it, and Kira's body was unbalanced because of the sledgehammer (which was named Ass Smasher by Kira) Kira wasn't aimed properly

He was still able to smash one however with a wide swing, completely breaking its head, then still holding the hammer he sent an uppercut punch at another in front of him, hitting it once with the hammer then straightening his fist for a punch, accidentally hitting his own shoulder, but still killing it

Neo threw his boomerang, which completely cut through three and left a deep slash in another, which Kira looked at but the pain on his shoulder from ass smasher was surprisingly painful, but he got over it, swapping the hand his hammer was in, and hit any others trying to attack him, killing two but only injuring one near its heart

Neo's boomerang flew back to its owner and he ran to the heavily bleeding Orc that Neo hit and used his hammer to completely tear what was connected off

Vera then quickly shot an arrow, hitting where Kira injured the Orc that survived and piercing it's heart, killing the ninth one

There was only one left and Lea flew diagonally to it, building up as speed as she could and aiming for its eye, the sword went through the Orc completely, leaving an obvious slash on its face, and since it's brain was cut it lost all of its hp, dieing

"Guess we can have orc stew, I'll cook it" Shin suggested

"No, you can make a cake instead" Shiro instantly replied

"And did you seriously count yesterday just to get the timing for when to snap your fingers?" Neo asked

"Yes, yes I did" Shin replied in a proud voice, liking this minimal feat he accomplished

They then ate, Vera stayed over while everyone else went to the dorms they got for being second years, and the day was calm