Cats without a c but with a C

Cats are cats.

Cats go MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (for copyright reasons, extra 'W' can't be added at the moment)

So like, once upon a time, a cat named Cats wanted to eat cat food. Cat spotted a cat's foot and thought it was cat food, it ended up being pizza. End of story (insert twirl)

After Cats ate the cat's foot, she went to the hospital to treat the broken pizza. I know this is confusing but deal with it. Here's the equation :

pizza = cat's food

cat's food = cat's foot

Cats wants cat's food

so,

Cats + cat's food = Cat's + pizza

= 42

*round of applause*

Anyways, after Cats ate her food, she went back to her home only to discover her couch to be torn apart. *insert intense effects 'DAN DAN DAN'*

She scanned around for culprits, only to find fingerprints of a Human. Humans are an extinct race in this world filled with cats and only cats. Acknowledging the fingerprints, she went to the CBI (Cat Bureau of Investigations).

Driving up towards the CBI, she spotted Spot spotted Cats. So she threw a spot at Spot who spotted spot spotting at Spot. *another round of applause for cReAtEaVeETea*

After she deals with Spot, she spotted the CBI and sped up towards it. Tires scratching against the pavement, she hopped out like a cat and flew inside the building. She landed on both her feet (paws?) while catching her breathe. Without further ado, she approached the shocked officer with an image of a Human and the fingerprints of a human. The officer nod in suspicion, telling her that a crazy author might be recording all these down in the most inhumane possible way. Cats then immediately stole the author's pen. End of this chapter.