A Bite of Hogwarts

Alina Kaslana, Half-Veela, Danger Level: Extremely Dangerous. She resolved the thousand-year disputes between the houses and made Hogwarts into a holy land. She saved countless endangered magical creatures and deepened the understanding between man and nature. She promoted the mixing of the Magic and Non-Magic Worlds and found a point where they could coexist in harmony. She has countless dazzling titles: Hogwarts's Big Sister, Master of Gringotts, Third Dark Lord, Apex Predator, Enemy of All Scottish Round-Faced Chickens, Chief Senior Chef... Numerous illustrious names can be found in her history: Dumbledore, Grindelwald, Scamander... —Let us interview Dumbledore. "Hello! Could you share some stories about Miss Kaslana's time at school?" Albus 'Desperately Wants to Retire' Dumbledore: "Hurry...hurry! I need some fast-acting heart pills!" _________ Note: This novel contains spoilers for all Harry Potter books and movies up to 'Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald'.