Xin Feng
This WILD WOLF WAS HERE!!!!!! Good Afternoon Shanghai!!!! Welcome back to your most favourite show, Shanghai's most popular news broadcast show, THE SHANGHAI TODAY!! I'm your host HuoHai and today I am extremely pleased to inform you all that FINALLY, all issues have been settled. Today is a new day with new news brought to you people from me. Well...me and the show's team who works in the background. First off Temperatures keep soaring and Pollution keeps rising, Civilians facing a double whammy while the Army has organised a special training exercise to take advantage of the unique weather. Next up we have, Pancake making, Fortune Reading. The Amazing "Master Lin" was seen today at a local Xiaomi outlet switching out his phone for a Mi 6 model of the 128GB variant. Some idiotic savants have started buying the phones made in the same batch as the one Master Lin's was made at ridiculously high prices. The reason? They feel that Master Lin's every action has a meaning behind it and that maybe the phones made in that batch will bring them good luck. A pimple ridden teenager started bragging that he too will become a Master Lin now and surround himself with beauties. -What an idiot *ring ring* -Oh! Sorry. I just bought this phone today and am still getting used to this. -Hey Director! Do you know how to set this thing to silent? -What model? A Xiaomi Mi6. .......... -Please tell me that we aren't doing a Live broadcast today? -What do you mean we were running late and turned to Live? Shouldn't you inform me first???!! Dang It!!! .... -Ok. Moving on... A video of a youth KO'ing a MMA pro fighter surfaced today and after watching it, a young popular web broadcaster went mad and started claiming that the youth in the video is MASTER LIN. The doctors had to apologize to the viewers watching the live feed saying that it must be a side effect of some medication and are now looking into it. Thankfully, the youth is fine except for his delusional speeches and is expected a healthy and full recovery? ... We should rename the show into "MASTER LIN TODAY". I mean this is the only topic that we ever discuss. Just curious that video. -Okay viewers, we got our hands on that video for y'all and here it is.... ...... - OH MY FREAKING BALD GOD UP IN THE HEAVENS ABOVE!!!!!!!! It REALLY IS that MASTER LIN kid!!! Wait...if this is true....OH MY GAWD!!! STOP THOSE. PSYCHOTIC DOCTORS!!! They're gonna kill that poor youngster in the hospital while experimenting on him. He's just fine!! He's speaking the truth!! ... Wait what? Show's over? But we're still Live!!? What do you mean you're taking me to the hospital? I'm fine damn it. I'm speaking the truth!!! HELP!! HHHHEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!