Qi Peijia
This WILD WOLF WAS HERE!!!! Good Evening my dear fellow Gearheads and Motorbodies!! This is your favourite show "The Mechanic's Broadcast" and I'm your favourite host HuoHai bringing you another Episode of the latest happenings in the realm of machine lord's that are the Mechanics. In today's news we have: New synthetic compound invented by the famous Mechanic dubbed the "Excrement Modifier", it is a gelatinous composition of a Cheetah and a Gazelle's poop. It is said that the compound is being used in the manufacture of the latest range of Rice cookers which decrease the time taken to cook the rice. The advertisement slogan of this range of cookers is "Express Cookers! Near instant cooking of rice through our latest patented technology "Express glue", which is a newly invented adhesive that is used in the manufacture of our cookers. It makes the machines as fast as a Cheetah or a Gazelle.". Well, what do you think of that dear viewers? I, for one am starting a diet that is rice free from today. In other news, there is still no new updates in the whereabouts of the culprit who got the Germinal to put a bounty on his/her head. Wonder who that is. .. Hmm? Ok viewers, today's episode ends here. My auto refiner has just finished refining the core material that's required to produce my Star Chaser IGC. So I need to go. *To our new viewers and the uninformed, IGC stands for InterGalactic Cruiser. Aaannnddd on that note, today show ends here. See you grease monkeys again in your most favourite show "The Mechanics Broadcast"!! Ciao and May the Goddess of Mechanics, the most beautiful, charming and homely "Machina" keep your toolbox clean and your screwdrivers chipping free. This is your host and fellow Mechanic HuoHai... signing off!