Legend of the Paladin
“Hey boss! I have a difficult case here, this guy doesn’t seem to have any desires...” “You are still young and inexperienced, after all. All sentient beings have desires, let me show you the skills of your elder!” “Wow, what an opportunity, to observe the elder’s mirage ability! Please guide me Senior!” “Hmmmm, whats this? Ahh, a desire to become an immortal... But this, what?! He saw through my ability... because 200 years to become an immortal is too slow?! And this confidence?! He doesn’t desire any illusion, because it’s all obtainable in real life?!” “Elder is troubled as well?!” “Indeed, it seems I am still too inexperienced. I shall fetch the Mirage Dragon Coalition Master then close up to farther cultivate my abilities for 100 years!”
It was real cool of Shuhang to realize these were but his dreams and decide to end it so ..casually . After the tampering of thousands upon thousands of years in many lives ,the suffering of many deaths ,the endless wait of being an onion for millennia .. And what more ,the Buddhist and scholarly influence . If Shuhang put his mind to it ,he really would be an incredible Buddhist Elder ,one who has largely severed themselves from desires . His heart is simple ,and seeks the dao .Good Mc ,truly a good Mc .
Its funny how everyone who trues to tempt Shuhang ends up foiled by his ridiculous cultivating speed and luck. We’ve had several items tainted with netherworld power try to Tempt him with a fast (for normies) cultivation speed. We’ve also had several people try to recruit or reward him with treasures that end up being absolutely worthless to him because he’s past the point if needing them.
Shuhang's desires are so normal it takes no time at all for them to happen in his dreams. And his experiences are so far off the curve that the mirage dragons can't even come up with something that would even tempt Shuhang. Mirage Dragon: "2x cultivation speed?" Shuhang: "Too slow." Mirage Dragon: "10x cultivation speed? You would accomplish 50 years of cultivation in only 5 years!" Shuhang: "It usually only takes me weeks or a couple of months to move up to the next stage." Mirage Dragon: 🤯 "Let me get my manager..."
MD: dang I met a big boss...calling my manager SS: there is more than one of you? MD: of course! we work in teams to ensure success SS: right, well go call your manager and please wake 16 up for me Manager: so you're the guy, salted fi..tyrannical scholar song! sh!t don't impregnate me! SS: ummm we were in a mirage remember? manager: oh right...right. so what desires do you have? reader: impregnating all! AGAIN! including you! manager: I'm out of here SS: wait! that wasn't me! *manager has left. this mirage will close in 5 seconds...5...4...*