I can only imagine the conversation following this. LTX: so how was your trip? NX: Oh, you know normal stuff. Got the position for the perfume thing. LTX: Good. NX: Went to visit a friend in a crime ridden ghetto. LTX: ...w-what? NX: Got caught in a gun fight with half a dozen trained assassin's and killed them. LTX: ... NX: Stopped a hostile takeover within a gang and then witnessed my friend brutally kill the rest of them. After that, I got offered the spot as a gang leader but refused cause it was lame. How about you? Anything interesting happen? LTX: ...