Twelve-Winged Dark Seraphim
"I can't run away with this double edge war axe that i wanted to stole in front of the best gang of this realm, it's so surprising! Ho i earned a lucky power to run away that doesn't even drop at 10%! I'm so smart! Now i can sell this weapon that everybodu know of, without nobody learning about it, and then hide for the rest of my life, while they kill all of my family! but no problem, i am now a poney-ranger! i'm so wise!!!!!"