Angry Squirrel
Wow, this kind of ruins my dramatic speech about mourning Karolan's death. Ah well, it's actually pretty funny so I'll take the loss of face.
First chapter of the second book EveryoneĀ probably has memories of their youth that would make them smile happily, make them sigh in bitterness and make them blush in embarrassment. To a certain someone, todayĀ is a very special day. He doesnāt know that what heĀ isĀ going to do today will create a dark history which would make him smash his head on the surface of table in embarrassment or the start of an unforgettable sweet reminiscence. āI like you, please be my girlfriend.ā With only two people standing on theĀ rooftop of the building, under the peeking of their best friends by theĀ corner, when the furiously red-faced boy shouts out his feelings to the girl, theĀ willow leaves rustle along with the spring breeze and the entire world is filled with the scent of youth. āAlright. Actually, I have liked you for a long time as well.ā If the girl were to sweetly accept the confession of theĀ boy, going by the story development, it could very well be the start of an incredibly sweet youth comedy. However, most of the time, the recollections of oneās youth contains some bitterness. 90% of the events never go as planned. āā¦ Iām sorry. Actually, I have someone that I like.ā This is probably a realistic development. The development might end up to be winding but as long as the male protagonist were to continue to work hard in pursuing her, there might be a turning point. But sometimesā¦ āYou useless trash, you dare to confess to me despite your background? How much fortune do you have? How much do you earn every year? Are you results good enough to go into that university? What kind of job do you intend to take on in the future. Letās clarify it first, if your annual salary doesnāt hit a million, you can scram.ā Alright, this is a much more realisticĀ development, as well as the ache in the hearts of countless matured men. However, this isnāt the worst case scenario. At the very least, there is a possibility forĀ them to fight on. It isnāt as despairing as the one below. āIām sorry. I like girls.ā Thisā¦ The difficulty is really a little too high. If this isnāt an excuse came up by the girl to reject you, it is best if you give up directly. āHaha. Actually, I am your mother/father/elderĀ sister/younger brother.ā This is even more complicated. If that fellow didnāt watch too much Star Wars or Korean dramas, if what she said is trueā¦ Anyway, before you bring her for a blood test, it might still be better for you to bring her to a **ychiatrist. āIām sorry. I am only into the 2D. I have no interest in 3D apes who grow leg hair and chest hair!ā This is even more despairing. Of course, to a small portion of comrades who have unique living habits, this kind ofĀ female shut-in might seem more desirableā¦ However, the truth is that if the female shut-ins uses the 2D as a standard for comparison, they would have a much higher expectation for oneās outer appearance. Thus, the male shut-ins would be in for a tragedy. Sometimes, the main difference between a novel and reality is that novels need to be logical. However, reality doesnāt have to be so. āI like you, please be my girlfriend.ā āIām sorry, I am a vampire and my family said that I amĀ banned from going out with humans. Although you are only half a human, you are also a part of the 3D. I am only interested in the 2D andĀ I do not have any interest inĀ 3D apes who grow leg hair and chest hair! The ones that I like the most are 2D girls! Furthermore, I already have someone that I like!ā This sceneā¦ Iām sorry, as a onlooker, I have no idea how IĀ should respond. There are too many points on it to retort on, where should I startā¦ āSmile, it is all fine as long as I smileā¦ the hell! How is what is on top any different from a tragedy!! Furthermore, it is all of the tragedies put together as one! How much does one has to be of a failure to meet with this kind of incident? Furthermore, what do you mean by vampire? Is this really a high school of the real world? Give me back the perspec