Heng Sao Tian Ya
Here lies the frozen statue of a former Celestial Master Teacher. Kidnapped in the midst of his cultivation, he was placed in a formation trap that was opened several hours later to reveal a pristine model of Zhang Xuan from the Qingyuan Empire, not to be confused with the lustroust Zhang Clan that produces genius who do not accidentally get themselves frozen.
Everyone: How da hell did you do it?? ZX: Sorry it took longer than expected, I cultivated for a moment while I was inside the formation. Everyone: Longer than expecte?? You disabled the formation less than 20 breaths. And on top of that cultivated for a breakthrough!??!?! Besides, Why would you cultivate just now? ZX: Oh, I forgot to tell you I drank Three bottles of Winter Spirit Essence awhile ago. Everyone: Winter Spirit Essence?? The one that could freeze you to death? (all their eyes bulging out from intense shock) ZX drops mic..