Heng Sao Tian Ya
LX :My guess is that the grandmaster who painted this painting must have been standing in a vast grassland. ZX: Nope, I painted this in your father's courtyard. LX : Even though the painter is a grandmaster, he likely took a minimum of two or three days to finish this painting. ZX: It did not take me two to three days to paint it, just a few breaths of time. TL : Dual Traversing Dragons is a technique that street side craftsmen use when they're pressed for time ZX : Nope, I did use that technique to paint this.
And then, they start arguing that ZX its bull****tig, his juniors will try to explain its true, more bull will the others cry... Then Lu father comes in, the evul crowd goes wild thinking the bull****ting will drop finally but... Lu father jsut talks how the Tian eldidiot finally has teh painting and says, oh btw ZX tis the grandmaster painter thatn created this... silence and maybe someone dies there or vomits lots ad ltos fo blood.