Boiled Turbot
“Ok. First, you have to walk on bricks. Second, you have to train in water. Third, you have to pretend you’re an animal. Fourth, you have to fight wild animals... that’s all I have at the moment. Is that clear?” “...” “...” “...” “...is he touched, in the head?” “...no. At least, I didn’t think so before now.” “...we will pray for guidance and safety for his remaining days.” “...you know I can hear you all.”