AgentMonke
This is a message from the Multiversal emplOyment Organization (MOO). We are contacting you today to check up on you and your various employees. It has been 28 days since the last update on your whereabouts, and many members (cattle) of our organization are panicking for one reason or another. The most extreme case being a young man resembling a “country hick” building an altar of coffee and ranting about the lack of updates. We realize many of these members (cattle) appear unhinged, and apologize for their unsightly behaviors. They do not speak for the upper echelon of MOO who supports you and your business wholeheartedly. Do take care, and good luck on your next “forceful” employment!