Dungeon King
â...you want me to join your family, but you want me to be what amounts to a slave. Is that correct?â âYou have no class and you canât get one. Great results are great but no class, ever, is too big a negative. Just agree and we can both get on with our lives.â â...there are two important things you need to hear. The first is me saying âtake this offer and shove itâ. The secon-â â-you arrogant little-â â-IâM NOT FINISHED!â â...â âGood. The second thing is a new skill I obtained from this past instance. Itâs a special lighting skill. It allows me to cause electricity to go through everyone in a bloodline... *bzzzz...* you see, right now everyone in your family is getting hit with the same attack youâre currently experiencing.â âSTOOOOOOOP!â *...zzzz...* â...â âPLEASSSSSSSE!â *...zzzz...* â...â âTHHHHHE CHILLLLDDDDREEEENNNNN!â *...zzzzz.* â...fine, but only for the children. If you dare to try anything ever again, I wonât stop.â â...I swear, youâll be left alone.â âGood... whatâs that smell? Do you smell bacon? I have this sudden craving for bacon. Weird.â â...â