bro dont worry about it. take care of your life. ive had novels where the author just doesnt post for like 2 months and comes back out of nowhere and soesnt even care. btw that is good relationship advice for anyone.
So the lesson we all learned here is if you do something immensely idiotic and hurt your partner’s feelings and make them think you died, just come back as the living embodiment of sexuality and cook some steak with wine and all is forgiven. Did I miss anything?