The conversation is unnaturally long. Character talk for one paragraph in one breath, with plenty of explanation and description inside the dialogue for a mundane thing like a rock.
the first time where i feel that the first chapter is a filler lol... I felt like the author was struggling to meet the word count with all the "guess" "you wont believe if i say so" "discover yourself" that happened there that he could just say in 1 line and be done with it.
Most authors would just make their character stumble upon a device where the date and time is being shown. This is my first time reading a witty way of doing it. Well done Author!