Fitness Boss
“...Captian, why are you here?” “I know the type of person you are, this has to be a scam.” “...why don’t you try it before you claim it’s a scam.” “...fine, I’ll try it first.” ”Wait.” “! What?” “...you forgot to pay.” “...I forgot. Sorry.” -Half an hour later- “This is amazing!” “...Captian? I have a question for you.” “What is it?” “You originally accused me of scamming people, now you praise it. This must be embarrassing for you.” “...you said you had a question...” “...what did the five fingers say to the face?” “...what???”