The Enlightened Master Crouching Cow
This entire chapters purpose is to close off the easy out of the MC just telling people about the future. Its understandable that if the author can't let that happen and still have a story but come on "brain maggots" I think the author has brain maggots if this is the best excuse he can come up with.
I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something? Shannon L. Alder