SamsaraWithWords
He will therefore have to follow a difficult path before becoming a great slapper, he will have to see the three great masters of the slap, they will teach him the three mighty virtues of slapistry ; first, he will meet Red Bird, master of speed at Shanghai, after, he will be training by White Flower, master of strength, who lives atop a mountain ; the SLAP mountain, finally he will learn accurancy from the one who is called The Calligrapher, in the far-off mystical land of Cleveland. Only then will he have mastered the slap of a million exploding suns ! (and not the slap of a thousand exploding suns, do not confuse them)