Hes perfect. Now they can have a candle light dinner...as soon as they break out the candle molds...
Definitely need to use a wick as Moron isnt bright enough to rub two sticks together to create fire.
Especially as he doesnt think abouT WHY someone would be such a guest.
dragons den seems light, I mean dragons usually just like eat you or roast you with their breath or something, they don't often tie you up and sodomize you with an oak tree