LittleBlueLake
Little Theatre: Once upon a time there was a prince who became a rooster who fell in love with a worm. Under a series of various factors the rooster prince and worm got together. They married, had three mice children and many human servants. But one day the rooster prince finally turned back to a human, however he was old and ugly and couldn’t bear it, fleeing the forest in shame. The rooster prince walked very far and came across an even uglier human who was a wizard with black eyes and a penchant for cooking roosters. Wizard Wen: I have a way to- Prince Da Gong, pulls out a gun: Do it or d i e. Wizard Wen: … Years later, the little worm who had cultivated to become a human was ready to move on. Bidding farewell to the human servants he was ready to set off to find a younger, bigger and black co- rooster. As he stepped out of the forest, many passerby’s were struck by the human little worm’s cuteness and immediately came to flirt with him. Little Worm Hyson: Hehehe this isn’t bad. Unfortunately he still missed his favourite big black bird. When he saw other people’s birds* he couldn’t help but compare them. Not as big. Not as domineering. Not as dark. *their you know what :3 Soon news spread far and wide that a super cutie was looking for the perfect bird** and whoever fits the bill will be able to marry the super cute little worm. **You know ;3 Finally the little worm was exhausted and unsatisfied. As he was about to give up, a handsome young prince with silver eyes stood in front of him. Prince Da Gong, drops his pants: Is this what you’ve been looking for? Little Worm Hyson: Husband it’s you!!! And so they lived happily ever after. The End. Bebe: … Bebe: Who wrote this garbage and how many drugs were they on? Author LBL: Yes.