Chado_Sama
Chad's possible life at Hogwarts: using House elves as messangers to run his various businesses, they keep pestering him with different developments before classes, during breaks and after classes. Sometimes during classes. Has enough of that after a week or so, decides to delegate to a capable contractee. Makes out with the basilisk. Don't ask me why or how. Might've been something in his pumpkin juice. Turns the troll into BBQ sized pieces, finds out troll BBQ is inedible. Gets wasted and rides a Graphorn through the Acromantula nest. Has a staring contest with a werewolf. Accidentally bleeds out a vampire.