6 V

to say jeno is salty about renjun already being tipsy is an understatement. this boy literally wasted hours on end trying to figure out what clothes renjun should wear or what they were gonna do but here they are, 2 shots of vodka later and renjun was giving jeno a headache already.

considering how flirty jeno gets, others would've expected him to take advantage of a romantically frustrated renjun who drank a shit ton of booze; cherry-haired donghyuck was honestly expecting this, same goes for the rest of the 119 boys.

jeno kept a close eye on renjun; keeping him safe and sound while admiring his features; pretty eyes, side-swept brown hair, small pink lips, pale skin and a boop-worthy nose. renjun's occasional giggle lured him closer; god why was he so in love with this guy?

how did it even start? jeno had always been known as such a sporty person; major hottie who could represent any school for any sport. besides that, he was quite a smartypants and everyone fell for him in a snap.

jeno was fully aware of all this but his gay ass decided it loved that chinese fine arts student. it all begun on his first year. his not-so-distant relative, taeyong, had decided to drag this major heartthrob into the newly created korea "branch" of 119. being in 119 meant listening to numerous concerns on romance and at times, sex.

he remembered one of his first clients who, all choked up in tears, rung 119 to say "there's this cute foreign kid in school; i tried to confess that i liked him, only to be cussed out and rejected." turns out that kid was huang renjun and the more jeno saw renjun, he not only fell for him but also discovered that renjun wasn't the straightest angel on earth.

"jeno~!" renjun called out, grabbing the taller one's hands and dragging him to the dance floor. "you fucking~ yeeted my ass here~ you cunt-ass motherfucking hot dick—" "renjun... what the fuck?" "basically, bitch. you actually cute~" renjun giggles out, already making jeno question his alcohol tolerance and intake. "how much have you consumed?" "jen, i'm a virgin; haven't consumed dick before."

that was it; jeno gave up. he carried renjun, propping him up on his hip as he walked out of the house. "n-no~! leggo party, jeno~! who knows? maybe that jaemin dude can give me a g—" wikihow to shut huang renjun up?! jeno asks himself as he begun walking to a bus stop with a small, edgy-looking drunk teenager who couldn't stop singing and ranting.

sure, his voice was extremely captivating for dear jeno but it was already midnight and people were close to waking up. "y'know what, chenle?" renjun says, obviously fogged up. "chenle?" "you fucking twat, zhong chenle! fucking showed up in university one day without me knowing you left china as well!" renjun ranted in a mix of korean and chinese. "renjun, sweetie... i'm lee jeno." " lee jeno? what species? hOLY SHIT WHAT IF YOU'RE AN ALIEN?!"

note to self, this bitch a major dumbass when drunk. "babe, i'm human." "bABE? oh my god are we dating? did god send angel raphael down here and demanded he changed his form into a korean university student to make me crawl back into goodness?" "renjun, what??" "answer me, raphael!" "i'M JENO! LEE JENO! a-and as much as i would be so happy to finally be your one and only... and to stop looking at you from a distance... you said you'd rather have my friend."